Guy's Take_086 - Fiat Waste

Dammit back again for another boost. Feel compelled to chime in that Bass Load does give good hugs! And then Fundamentals was very jealous so I went for a full bear hug for him after he complained. Not sure if he wanted the full bear hug but he got it from my fat ass! (I had to stop half way through typing this boost to laugh at this fucking Avaron ad read!)

Back to boost again just because of that Hash Sluts commercial!

Sorry, but I bought Otis’ coffee and then we ground it up in an Amazon Basics grinder. Put it in a reusable K-Cup and still enjoyed it! It's so good! “Don’t let perfection be the enemy of good” Max! I was just about to send 25k sats and the Dary called me a dumbass 🤣 so I cut it down to 10k 🖕

I had to pause the pod after you mentioned jumping into a pool with a cold beer. I had to actually go do that! But then seriously considered my role here after listening to pleb miner in the wild (Jon, I hope to find a moment to send you a video reply soon). Keep up the good work gents!

Jon's mid-boost-read burp cracked me up. Just completely not expecting it and then buuurrrp 🤣

sssshhhheduled. Rugby. Stones. I can tell Max is harkoning back to his UK home world and having too few chats with Jon. I didn't even here a “zee" on this episode! 😔

One day Piez and I will meet and I will be humbled by trying to overcome his boost credentials. Frequency over volume is key. I can't steal his valor or his Bitcoin productivity with my pBTC bullshit. It's wrongthink to consider my paper pioneer version of a non-binary booster could ever surpass Piez the Pleb non-custodial emojis. Long live the Pleb!

Did I not boost last BTP episode? WTAF I guess now I know why you forgot about me.... I should have never questioned your credentials!

“Antiswanitism" used without credit? My favorite Bitcoin power couple is Rod and Dick and they are not giving credit to me for coining that term!? You owe ME a fountain boost now but the future certainly doesn't have good UX.....

I should have boosted the last show with Zach but I guess this one is good enough. Thanks for your coverage on this and especially thanks Q and Zach for helping me on a Sunday! Y'all are one of a kind! Can't thank you enough!

Thank you, Max! #PARDONSAMOURAI Also I want to take a moment and point out that in exchange for horrible UI/UX.... Fountain app took a total of 5,000 sats from this donation to Bill's family. When TF did they start taking fees on top of the splits!?!!?!

Love you guys! Glad to hear Jordan on an episode and giving respect to Chester! Good work to y'all three with some LinkinParkPuns! Jordan also teased something about me and then Jon forgot all about me 😭 Also if you ever need someone retarded to talk about civil engineering or really just drainage or really just autocad or really just fucking zoning and site design bullshit then I'm your guy! Also Jordans split on this show should have been more unless that was AIJ? I thought the ending had an error then realized this was only part 1. Are y'all reading boosts in part 2 from part 1!? If so then peepeepoopoo.

Free. Samouri.

It was so great to meet all of y’all and to see Fundamentals again! Thanks for the books! Otis - Thanks for the coffee! BitcoinAcct - Thanks for tossing a bag of freeze dried skittles to me on the last day too! I had a few on the plane ride home and they are delicious! My kids finished all the rest of them! Really enjoyed meeting all y’all and enjoyed the discussions throughout the day and late into the night with Karl too! See y’all next year! Somehow I forgot to grab a bag of beans from Otis... I appreciated the cups for me and for my wife, the coffee was delicious and I appreciated the V4V - I hope y’all earned enough!

Gravel-voice Max > AI Max

Barnminer needs to make hotter jerky. The mild is a waste of time. Max, wtf is jout fraisi!?! Oh ...... After multiple attempts to google it I see it's Jalfrezi... never heard of her.

Now a message is required with all boosts!? Not just the sats!? Y'all are so needy! Didn't Max already tell us about his nasty cracked out feet?! Please don't make that one of the chapter art photos! Here’s some extra sats to ensure next month’s show is not “unsatisfactory” or “clunky” and to ensure the next show is “super poppy and funny and interesting.” Also I pulled up at the church and turned off my truck to hop out and pick up my child. Then I turn the truck back on and this episode just has Jon saying “NOW I GOTTA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!?" 🤦🤦🤦 Thankfully the windows were rolled up! 🤣🤣🤣

I didn’t even realize Marty went on the Tom Woods Show until this - just listened to that episode after this one and came back here to boost. Good work sir! Y’all are some of the only people I listen to nearly daily on podcasts that I’ve traveled to go meet in person at a live event! Cool to hear y’all get together together! Also met Odell in Nashville too and got a drunken invite to the Park for the next day. 👀 I was the fat guy with the mustache but didn’t get to actually talk to Odell the next day. I think he forgot 🤣. Was a bit surreal with the security at the park, Harry welcomed us in, and Senator Lummis walked past me with her security mean-mugging me... lol - my wife and I left and went to the conference and Marty stopped us in the crowd to talk again. I still remember that and still appreciate it! Wish I had given a T’KEE but it didn’t cross my mind... Matt, do you still have your button/pin which says “I don’t wear pins” - thanks for indulging me in this long ass boost. V4V - Stay humble and stack sats!

It was such a pleasure to meet you and your family, Jon! I was honored to give you and so many others a hug! Max, I’m not sure what to say other than you better fucking be there next year... If I have to buy you a plane ticket then so be it. How much are flights from Antarctica anyway? Thank you to everyone at Lake Satoshi - thank you especially to Mike and PF for all their efforts, I hope to actually meet them next year. One of my favorite conversations was with a lady who has known Mike for 20 something years and talks about how this type of event is just a normal Saturday for their friends and family. Not only is the PMM and Meshtadel my type of people but these Michiganders are my type of people too! - my kids will be talking about this their entire lives and are already so excited to go next year! I will do my best to arrive earlier than 1 o’clock in the morning next time!

Hello sir - Just came across your podcast recently. Listened to about 15-16 episodes all the way back to the FREE SAMOURAI! Episode. Anyway, keep up the good work sir! Here’s some V4V sats and for your contribution to my 40HPW. Just a quick stupid question: When you say “Circle P” what do you mean? I understand the idea of circular economy but ... P? Plebconomy?

I’m really looking forward to hearing Jon’s rendition of “I’ve Been Everywhere” for all the possible places where Max lives now. Jon, I retract my entry into the giveaway. I was looking for a clamp on multimeter not one of Max’s used strap-on multi-dildos Note: that was the best rooster impression I’ve ever heard. Really, spot on, mate... But I didn't have any carefully selected quotes for this boost. I'll be sure to provide citations next time I hear one! Thanks for making me laugh and also for providing signal through all this noise! Hope to see y'all at Lake Satoshi. I'll be the FFC.

Jon's boost is so rude... Brother Rabbit, damn, I had forgotten that name.... I still have a note to try to get his help to set up a node. Just random but thinking outloud I think I made that note in like 2020 and time flies by and now you are telling me he's disappeared!? 😓 Seth, Lol, Jeff Goldblum on cocaine 🤣 Does Max know where John McAfee is located!?

Seems I forgot to boost last episode. Keep up the good work! With all the giggling on this episode I thought these two boys were about to announce their engagement

Forgot to boost the Junseth interview and I don't really give a shit about ordinals. But v4v 40HostsPW entropy

Out of the UK!? CONGRATS! I don't need to know where you moved but I hope to one day meet you in person! Q: I already met you but maybe in the future can buy you both a beer or 10!

Jon/Americans: Suppressing fagginess to save manliness Max/UK: “Open up” your buttholes Also Max: “i liked that bit” when SoulExporter spoke about his ass cheek

My favorite part of this episode was when they were watching a video we couldn't see. Someone said "oh look they drew a dick on it" and then very soon after @Maxbitbuybit said "oh I like this!" 🤣 And then the end saying we were perves looking through the key hole! 😏 And then Jordan as always to save the day with the video in the chapter title! 🤜🤛

A few episodes ago someone said the Bitcoin podcast power law was the evolution of the Bitcoin power law but I think it's more of a derivative. cc: Fundamentals since I’m just a simple pleb. When I met Fundamentals in person I realized his voice was mostly just numbers and math equations being converted into dialogue and dumbed down so my brain could comprehend. He may be able to help with this discussion here but I know I am way out of my depth and will just continue with my 40 hosts per week to get a leg up on those only listening to 40 hours. Praise Satoshi and his compliance to never sell and therefore never owe any taxes that he knew he could never afford.

Keep up the good work fellas!

Max saying “Z" in his gay American voice cracks me up every time. I was listening in the grocery store and someone looked at me as I just uncontrollably laughed for a second. Aubergine? - never heard of her. Seriously I appreciate that as I've always heard eggplant and never aubergine. Also only heard of a capsicum maybe one other time! It's still a pepper here in the USA. Speaking of groceries, when you go to the store do you push the shopping cart or a buggy or just use a basket?

Cheers to another month of teaching me colloquial terms for if I ever visit the UK. If I need to go to the landfill then now I know to ask for just “the tip." Thanks Max and Q! 🫶

10 days since an episode!? Rod, tell Greaser to stop drinking in Vegas and record a pod! I guess I can catch up on my antiwar.com pods and my Ron Paul weekly reports while y'all push button slots in Vegas with the boomercons...

Sometimes I don't know what to say in my boost. But I feel compelled to do so. I thought about skipping but I'm curious if you will read boosts in this next week show you were teasing... Anyway, here's some more sats for providing me entertainment at work.

Mechanic thinks y’all are mainstream media? I’ve been recently seeing the term “slop” and even “pleb slop” spill over from Bitcoin Twitter into the normie side of twitter. So maybe your sheer journalistic prowess has shocked him so much he can’t help but just blurt out MAINSTREAM MEDIA! Keep up the good work Dick/Rod!

Stay warm boys! Hope y'all are doing well during this freeze and able to plug in some Bitaxes to help secure the network! 🫡

In my profession dealing with bureaucrats.... I love when people talk about something they did that "got them in trouble“ with the local boot lickers. Half my job is designing shit in AutoCAD and half is dealing with bureaucrats and I honestly don't know which one I love/hate more .... But I have found my neighborhood superpower is when I get a referral to a new neighbor and then I can go into the planning department and gaslight them into giving my new neighbor a permit. Sometimes it's not worth the fight but just convincing the people in charge that you cannot be governed is worth it whether they realize it or not.....

“Close enough for government work" has always been the saying I've heard. The alternative is..... (Max please read this part with your best accent for someone from Alabama) “we ain't building no damn piano!"

Holy shit, if Long John Silver’s started frying in beef tallow! A whole bowl of those little pieces of crispy fried batter would be so much better with a Marlboro Red and not a seed oil coating! I remember sitting in the non-smoking section of Waffle House back in the day as a kid getting my first taste of nicotine from the table directly behind me. What a time the 90s were!

So glad I was able to share some non-KYC cigs with the Bugle Boys! I won't dox which one of them was smoking KYC vapes. I was concerned after not seeing a podcast confirmed by my Fountain node for over a week! I wish y’all had been recording during Lake Satoshi - or maybe you were... If so then I guess I consented to it and it was a pleasure to meet you both!