Stolen Funds & Shutdowns | MONERO MONTHLY 05

Thank you for your hospitality gentlemen. It was more than a pleasure to spend time in your virtual coffee shop ☕️

I appreciate listening to a podcast where I’ve given all three of y’all a hug! Keep up the good work gentlemen! Lol, Otis was the GIF of the guy who sees something, makes a face like “this might as well happen” and then unzip! 🤣

Last episode is the first I boosted and y'all can't get the boostes to work!? Lol WTF

The white Eddie Murphy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@@jon Yoooo!!!!🫡🍄💪

Love the intro song!!!! 🤣🪩🕺

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My one regret of the conversation was that in the moment I forgot to mention @npub1jcympy69p… with @@jon and max one of my most inspirational podcasts that I listen to. That’s just the ADD retard in me. 🤣

Hey! Chingety Ching! 🫏

Just saw the album art!!!! Love it!!!

Gentleman this was a blast recording! The fucking intro song is EPIC!!!! I think I took a bit too many 🍄that day at work 🤣. Sorry for the abrupt ending because of my retard boss!

It was so great to meet all of y’all and to see Fundamentals again! Thanks for the books! Otis - Thanks for the coffee! BitcoinAcct - Thanks for tossing a bag of freeze dried skittles to me on the last day too! I had a few on the plane ride home and they are delicious! My kids finished all the rest of them! Really enjoyed meeting all y’all and enjoyed the discussions throughout the day and late into the night with Karl too! See y’all next year! Somehow I forgot to grab a bag of beans from Otis... I appreciated the cups for me and for my wife, the coffee was delicious and I appreciated the V4V - I hope y’all earned enough!

Yo yo yo 🫡🍄💪

Our time on the Meshtadhill filled the coffee mug of my soul to the brim

Just bought @npub12eml5kmtr… book using Zeus. Probably the best 2,100 sats I ever spent!!! LFG!!!🫡🍄💪

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One day Piez and I will meet and I will be humbled by trying to overcome his boost credentials. Frequency over volume is key. I can't steal his valor or his Bitcoin productivity with my pBTC bullshit. It's wrongthink to consider my paper pioneer version of a non-binary booster could ever surpass Piez the Pleb non-custodial emojis. Long live the Pleb!

Did I not boost last BTP episode? WTAF I guess now I know why you forgot about me.... I should have never questioned your credentials!

“Antiswanitism" used without credit? My favorite Bitcoin power couple is Rod and Dick and they are not giving credit to me for coining that term!? You owe ME a fountain boost now but the future certainly doesn't have good UX.....

Did you really get a DM from Cory Klippenstein right in the middle of recording? I've been antiswanitic ever since he blocked me on Twitter

LFG!!!!!! #40HPW all day everyday mother fuckers!!!!

When will voting come to #NOSTR ? I couldn’t vote because I don’t fuck with Twitter

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I guess I forgot to boost last episode. Oops. Wish I had known Tatum would be on this one. I sent him a pleb miner sticker (or I guess Jon did) and he put it on the S9 he had. Could see it in a few interviews he had.

Emoji this 🖕🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

Tatum drop the vest and just hire me and my homies as security

I think I got the street cred to come back to 40 hrs a week but without the hashtag anymore lol. I’m too OG for that shit! Piez da OG of #40HPW haha🤪

Fuck anyone who isn’t down with the Bugle boys! If I ever meet someone in person who blocks the Bugle they might get the $5 wrench attack! 🤣Real talk though! 🤪

Fuck Vegas

I am also retarded, I feel a lot better about my retardation after hearing about Tatum’s retardation!🤣

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Read my boost from last week or I'm reporting you for non-compliance. Please.

I think we should base the sats to cigarette pricing based on prison tobacco prices. I miss pricing ramen noodles in cigarettes from my days in prison!

I wonder if I would get more street cred on NOSTR posting pic of me shirtless jack hammering??? 🤔🤔🤔

Smoking non-KYC joints 🔥💨💨💨

🤣 #40HPW

How about a “Bitcoin Podcast & Wu-Tang Clan”?!?! Anyone interested get me bruh! #40HPW

LFG mother fucker!!! I love sats on sale bruh! #40HPW

Similar to the old bumper stickers saying "keep honking I'm reloading" y'all could print one that says "keep shitcoining, I'm reloading" or as Toby Keith would say "we'll put a boot in your shotcoiner ass, it's the Bitcoiner way"

#40HPW

Should have named the last episode “Cash for Clankers” - I honestly thought the title was “Clunkers” until y’all switched to robotism... Anyway, man, I have so many stories about buying or selling cars! Dealerships are the worst! We just dealt with one and it was quite a situation! This poor kid sold his first car to me and I took him on a rollercoaster of emotions!

@npub15604np6cc… Is good people’s! 💪💪💪💪💪

I hate buying car at car dealerships. I usually want to fist fight everyone in there so it’s actually a test of my strength to hold back 🤪

Enjoying this conversation. Thank you gentlemen.

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Apparently I forgot to boost the last episode. I’m such an idiot. I can't wait to see how big, fake, and gay the conference is....I hope your live event is big, real, and awesome! It’s proof I’m an idiot b/c I won’t be there to smoke cigs with you... I had a zyn this past weekend and it felt real fake and gay...

Don’t be shitting on Phish. Even as a hip hop head I followed Phish years ago bumping Tribe Called Quest on my boombox eating mushrooms and smoking weed. Shout out @npub12eml5kmtr… 🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

Y’all need to come out to the East coast and smoke tobacco mixed with weed in blunts with us 🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪🚬🚬🚬

Fucking retarded boomers!🖕🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

Don't get raped in Vegas! Sorry I won't be there to smoke some cowboy killers with you!

I would be honored to be considered the Rocky of #40HPW. I take creatine and do prison workouts at the gym 4-5 days a week.💪💪💪

No rapist allowed on my construction sites. 🏗️

I’m smart retard! 🤪💪🔫🍄

Keep pioneering!

Fuck Pete Rizzo, fuck Joe Rogan! 🖕🖕🖕

I’ve cut down on my podcast listening last few weeks…… But yous two OG’s got me amped the fuck up! Fuck everyone, #40HPW foe life son!!!!

I refuse to wear a suit for anything other except a wedding or a funeral! Suits are for queer shitcoiners! Real men wear work wear, hunting gear and work out clothes!

Fuck Joe Rogan!!!! 🖕🖕🖕

It’s much more productive to to be in the gym in shorts working out than to buy a suit & tie… just saying 🫡🍄💪

Loved this fucking rant!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka Bouyaka!!!! 🫡🍄💪

I know I’ve finally made it in the Bitcoin space from the @npub1qny3tkh0a… episode when he said he knows who I am!!! LFG!!! 🫡🍄💪

LFG!!!!! 🫡🍄💪

I could not feel more honored. Rod and Dick not only saying they liked my boost but they also bestowed upon me the credentialed autist label I’ve always felt my doctor was too grumpy to diagnose. I will continue my weaponized grumpiness and keep building like a pioneer! #40HPW

Love firefighters 🚒 FUCK THE POLICE 👮‍♂️

LFG!!!! 🍄💪🫡 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

WTAF how did I miss episode 69? What a shame. Listening now... See you at Lake Satoshi

Fucking right!!! I’m Piez mother fucker!!!🫡🍄🚬💪

LFG mother fuckers!!!! 🫡🍄💪 #40HPW

Happy Padre Day I’ll smoke a blunt for you guys!

Buster Cherry 🤪

Damn, y'all gonna be so disappointed if you finally meet me 🤣

#40HPW

It's so unfortunate that the poor future of UX caused us to miss the end of the epic episode. I hope to learn more about pegging soon! Lately I've been practicing docking. I've been docked into my 40HPW, docking in with my podcasters who have orange pills to give out and ready if I ever meet Saylor in person I am ready to dock in with him!

V4V LFG! #40HPW

Math was always a favorite subject of mine growing up. It always came easy to me. Unfortunately I had hardcore ADHD, and had Nazi teachers that pushed me to utilize my math skills outside of class and in the criminal underworld lmao!🧐Wonder how I would of made out if I wasn’t constantly getting kicked out of class for cursing out teachers and fist fighting them?!?!🤪

LFG!!!!! V4V #40HPW

Appreciate the episode dedicated to my boosts. The show has gotten me to things about Number Theory for the first time in years. Much appreciated guys.

Hey! No matter what anyone else is saying... I'm really proud of you guys! Keep up the good work!

When we having #40HPW maxi podcast listeners madness son? I feel like I deserve a top seed in that! 🫡🍳🥩🧘🏻‍♂️🍄💪🙏

Congrats on a hundo my homies! Keep blazing forward my G’s!

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I can’t believe Fundamentals was on this show and y’all didn’t even read my boost! I think Fountain removed me as a subscriber - I guess I need to fix that.... I also didn’t expect a conversation about “unfamiliar footwear” but I’m here for it!

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I am not deported, I’m a true American Gangster born and bred in the sewage system of NJ! 🇺🇸=🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿& 🇨🇦 =💩

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I’m glad you certified that summer starts Memorial Day weekend! I look forward to my weekly glazing until then! Tell Bibi I said I earned it and he can check my credentials himself! But why won't the glazings continue after MDW?

Shadrach is a Meshtadel Mule Team

LFG!!!!🫡🍄💪

I didn’t even realize Marty went on the Tom Woods Show until this - just listened to that episode after this one and came back here to boost. Good work sir! Y’all are some of the only people I listen to nearly daily on podcasts that I’ve traveled to go meet in person at a live event! Cool to hear y’all get together together! Also met Odell in Nashville too and got a drunken invite to the Park for the next day. 👀 I was the fat guy with the mustache but didn’t get to actually talk to Odell the next day. I think he forgot 🤣. Was a bit surreal with the security at the park, Harry welcomed us in, and Senator Lummis walked past me with her security mean-mugging me... lol - my wife and I left and went to the conference and Marty stopped us in the crowd to talk again. I still remember that and still appreciate it! Wish I had given a T’KEE but it didn’t cross my mind... Matt, do you still have your button/pin which says “I don’t wear pins” - thanks for indulging me in this long ass boost. V4V - Stay humble and stack sats!

Hello sir - Just came across your podcast recently. Listened to about 15-16 episodes all the way back to the FREE SAMOURAI! Episode. Anyway, keep up the good work sir! Here’s some V4V sats and for your contribution to my 40HPW. Just a quick stupid question: When you say “Circle P” what do you mean? I understand the idea of circular economy but ... P? Plebconomy?

Thank you sir

A few episodes ago someone said the Bitcoin podcast power law was the evolution of the Bitcoin power law but I think it's more of a derivative. cc: Fundamentals since I’m just a simple pleb. When I met Fundamentals in person I realized his voice was mostly just numbers and math equations being converted into dialogue and dumbed down so my brain could comprehend. He may be able to help with this discussion here but I know I am way out of my depth and will just continue with my 40 hosts per week to get a leg up on those only listening to 40 hours. Praise Satoshi and his compliance to never sell and therefore never owe any taxes that he knew he could never afford.

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Sturgis with Bubba sounds gangster as fuck bruh!

I always been rocking Carhart coats since back when I was in middle school! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

Stupid British accent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#40HPW

Thanks for the shoutout and thanks for all y’all do. It was a pleasure to meet you both at Lake Satoshi! I figured out how to subscribe so I guess I’ll be auto-boosting you once a month now as if I needed to burn more sats! 🤣 If the Ungovernable Misfits add this then I’m sure I’ll have to subscribe to that too. This is becoming like streaming subscriptions. Give me back my cable TV package with all my shows! The future certainly does not have good UX! Also, WTH y’all talking about trees close to roads and civil engineers. I think I zoned out while driving and might have to listen back again since that didn’t count towards #40HPW I’m sure.... I was driving past one of my fiat projects looking at the trees and felt seen as you mentioned civil engineering 💩

#80HPW

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So I was gonna take a break from podcast listening because wearing my AirPods for 20 hrs a day compared to now only 2-4 hrs, I have been thinking more clearly and enjoying it. But….. once I heard the heart felt words describing my orange pilling while in prison years ago warmed my heart. I decided I need to provide V4V because of the heart warming words and energy brought to discussing Piez transformation of street kid to revolutionary libertarian Bitcoiner has been one of the most positive outcomes of any decision I ever made. Namaste y’all 🙏🫡🍄💪#40HPW

Thank you for reading my last two boosts. Sorry for my non-compliant timing!

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Another BOOST! this episode was great!

Bonus Boost!

Great episode Tom!

The boogie woogie Bugle Boys of Company ₿

V4V #40HPW

I feel like listening to podcasts at 1.0 is pussy shit. Kind of like men who think tennis and golf are real sports.

I slowed down the speed so I can absorb as much high signal pleb talk as possible. Super weird listening at 1.0 speed!

Yo yo yo 🫡🍄💪

How do you become a subscriber? Fountain shows your "bonus" show and played about 90 seconds of it but there is no option to subscribe. The frontier does not have good UX for we few pioneers!

Bitcoin Bugle pioneering into the world of British Bitcoin Podcasters (BBP) - Good work Mr. Greaser! #40HPW

Yo yo yo 🫡💪🍄#40HPW