Eligible Bachelor Tatum Turnup | Behind the Podcast Episode 17

“Woo Girls” are hilarious... I love pointing out “Oh the woo girls are here” and someone in my group will ask me what that means? Then the other group says “WOOOOOOOO” and I just point ---> see, “woo” girls! Also, you are right, you shouldn’t tell me you’d read anything... Gettysburg address 🤣 I’m gonna get drunk and boost asking Jon to read War and Peace or Mandibles or Human Action

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LFG!!!! @npub1luwkteu2e… doing pushups live on air!!! 💪💪💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

I agree with you Max on how many men are cunts when talking about their lady’s when with other guys. I would never disrespect my wife by doing that.💪💪💪

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Follow up boost since last time I used “Dary” to refer to Jon there was some confusion... In Letterkenny there is a character named Daryl and they call him Dary. And a while back Jon said something about his parents almost naming him Daryl? Hell, now i can’t remember but yeah, that’s the over-explanation and here’s some more sats... Cunt(s)

Matt and Dary! My favorite podcasters! I really should have hired Travis Bickle to help plumb my pool heater. Maybe I could have saved a few ASICs and a few thousand cuck bucks. I just realized Travis name is Travis BiTckle - clever! Remote automated drones activating when people are nearby......? great.... There is a Black Mirror episode about this - it’s terrifying... (Metalhead Black Mirror: Season 4, Episode 5)

Ungovernable misfits with tits do exist

Become Ungovernable mother fuckers! 🫡💪🍄

I absolutely fucking hate sports ball small talk! It’s such a phony way to go through life, not for me!

I can barely get out of bed most mornings I’m in so much pain, and have very little time inbetween demolishing buildings or jack hammering to hit the gym…… But I force myself to…. Because we are warriors @npub1luwkteu2e… , so stop being a pussy and start working out!

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Should have named the last episode “Cash for Clankers” - I honestly thought the title was “Clunkers” until y’all switched to robotism... Anyway, man, I have so many stories about buying or selling cars! Dealerships are the worst! We just dealt with one and it was quite a situation! This poor kid sold his first car to me and I took him on a rollercoaster of emotions!

@npub15604np6cc… Is good people’s! 💪💪💪💪💪

I hate buying car at car dealerships. I usually want to fist fight everyone in there so it’s actually a test of my strength to hold back 🤪

Enjoying this conversation. Thank you gentlemen.

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It was such a pleasure to meet you and your family, Jon! I was honored to give you and so many others a hug! Max, I’m not sure what to say other than you better fucking be there next year... If I have to buy you a plane ticket then so be it. How much are flights from Antarctica anyway? Thank you to everyone at Lake Satoshi - thank you especially to Mike and PF for all their efforts, I hope to actually meet them next year. One of my favorite conversations was with a lady who has known Mike for 20 something years and talks about how this type of event is just a normal Saturday for their friends and family. Not only is the PMM and Meshtadel my type of people but these Michiganders are my type of people too! - my kids will be talking about this their entire lives and are already so excited to go next year! I will do my best to arrive earlier than 1 o’clock in the morning next time!

I want a job earning sats to dig and fill holes!🤣😜🍄💪 🇺🇸 🟰 🥇

@npub1luwkteu2e… your daughter is an OG!!! Well done on raising a true G!

Thank you gentlemen

Free Samourai! Free America... Y'all are incredible. Keep up the good circle jerk!

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When y’all started the second part of this show the audio on top of other audio is the funniest shit I've heard I've heard in a while. A live troll combined with a recording for some next level meta BS..... But 🤯 are you trying to overstimulate all your listeners with ADHD, autism, and we LARP-multitaskers??!? I think I tried to listen to both streams at the same time and my eyes were bouncing like I was in REM sleep! Might have had a seizure and I was only listening at 1X. Did those two streams double my time logged towards my 40HPW?! I hope you make a surprise appearance at Lake Satoshi 👀 🙏

Aw Max, my man, you aren't fucking stupid. You are like my British spirit animal. The UK non-FFC version of me who is also retarded and keeps telling people how much of an idiot and asshole you are and they keep nudging my shoulder like “aw don't say that! You are so smart and so nice!" And I just immediately think of the GIF I wish I could show them to explain how I actually feel ....

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Did I really forget to boost last episode? I'm such a dick.... Free Samourai

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Thank you gentlemen

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Episodes like this remind me of how retarded I am

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It was so great to meet all of y’all and to see Fundamentals again! Thanks for the books! Otis - Thanks for the coffee! BitcoinAcct - Thanks for tossing a bag of freeze dried skittles to me on the last day too! I had a few on the plane ride home and they are delicious! My kids finished all the rest of them! Really enjoyed meeting all y’all and enjoyed the discussions throughout the day and late into the night with Karl too! See y’all next year! Somehow I forgot to grab a bag of beans from Otis... I appreciated the cups for me and for my wife, the coffee was delicious and I appreciated the V4V - I hope y’all earned enough!

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You aren’t zapping enough bitcoin podcasts either. #40zpw

Bitcoin Bugle pioneering into the world of British Bitcoin Podcasters (BBP) - Good work Mr. Greaser! #40HPW

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As technology gradually eats the world, both in life overall and in Bitcoin without basic math, logic, and technical knowledge you will always be a step behind and easier to con. Harsh lesson of 2025 as it was during the Bcash split.

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Missed boosting the last few episodes. Can't miss the Bugle show. Really appreciate all 4 of y'all! Keep up the good work, the good coffee, the good reporting, and the good discussion!

Increase you #40HPW🎧by 69% in 2026

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I have not yet played in the mesh rabbit hole-interested in joining!

I appreciate listening to a podcast where I’ve given all three of y’all a hug! Keep up the good work gentlemen! Lol, Otis was the GIF of the guy who sees something, makes a face like “this might as well happen” and then unzip! 🤣

Last episode is the first I boosted and y'all can't get the boostes to work!? Lol WTF

The white Eddie Murphy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@npub1luwkteu2e… Yoooo!!!!🫡🍄💪

Love the intro song!!!! 🤣🪩🕺

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Here's some sats. I hope this will help to hire someone who can run a live stream. Maybe we just host the next one on Microsoft Teams? 🤣

Thank you gentlemen

I certainly feel like a LARP most of the time. But generally speaking aren’t we all LARPing as a living creature in preparation for eternity? Either spend your time here trying to be a “good” person or maybe one day you answer for your sins before the Lord himself. I do really appreciate the comment about raising girls who won't need me one day. It's my biggest goal but my greatest fear. The thought of failure or success are both terrifying. Trying to enjoy time with my children while they are kids while also ALWAYS considering their future as an adult is a juxtaposition that I don’t think most humans fully understand. Cultivate that passion within them, protect that innocence, but also ensure they fully understand the world is ready to terminate all their hopes and dreams at any moment...

Max I feel you on the whole podcast burn out thing. I’ve felt the same way. I used to consistently week after week listen to 40-80 hours a week of mostly Bitcoin or Libertarian podcasts! I’ve tremendously reduced that amount. And now I’ve gone back to listening to what I still can at 1.75-2.0 speed.

Friday brunch boost

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Listening to this now and realizing that I completely missed number 70. ... can confirm Fountain chapters don't work for shit. I was scrolling through the boost section to listen again for my boost and it was all news info. Gonna go listen to 70 now! Keep up the good work gents and keep your chins held high! Pardon samurai!!!

A big, voluptuous, juicy, Christmas ham.

20 years ago I took a plea deal for 4-8 years instead of risking the 10-20 years they wanted to give me. If I didn’t have kids I would of went to trial.

“Peas in the upper quadrant”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Apparently I can't keep my boost cadence with the new weekly releases! Thank you for providing the news and the entertainment for me on a weekly basis!

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Demanding 600 Bitcoin after you stole all of someone’s money is utterly insane

Bro WTF? Everything about their theft is uncommon compared to white hat. You can’t steal and then extort, that isn’t how white hat works. There’s an inherent power balance where you’re “negotiating” with your victim of whom you stole their money. If I break into your house and steal all your shit, will you feel all good if I offer to give most back?

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How can we film an MTV Cribs type show with Bitcoiner houses without doxxing locations or faces?!?! Can Home Assistant help with that?! I also used to have all these automated lights and quickly realized I didn’t want to deal with it or have it phoning home. For lights automation I’d much easier to install an analog option (motion sensor switch) on the wall to replace the manual switch. Like a bathroom occupancy switch which will turn on the lights for 30 minutes when you walk in... So unless you take a really long shit then the light and fan will turn off after you finish your business and leave. If you get stuck watching videos or doomscrolling then just a simple wave of the hand will turn it back on! I had this happen to me once in college where I was in a stall and the light turned off in the bathroom while I was in there and the sensor couldn’t see me... didn’t turn back on until the next person walked in and was surprised I was shitting in the dark. Or in my shed when I can’t get my fucking miners to work and I’m staring at the computer then the lights turn off so I typically use that as an indicator that I need another beer and walk over to trigger the lights again. (Sorry for the long boost on your hour-long show... I sent extra sats...)

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Nice conversation! I swear one of my biggest fears is someone breaking into my house when I'm passed out and catching me off guard. It's one thing to have guns but another thing to get caught in your undies in the middle of the night. Or thinking how your children are closer to the front door than you. But at least if some thug breaks in I can shoot him. But if the government boots show up for some reason then I just have to put my hands up and pray I don't get shot....

Liana is awesome 🫡👍🏻

Time for everyone to be a square

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Merry Christmas gentlemen! Hope you enjoyed some time with your families! I can't wait to hear all the stories and see this "show" growing more next year! Happy new year!

Penis!

On my way into work, which I should’ve taken it off for Christmas Eve. But I agreed to come in for a half day for a crane pick, which is absolutely ridiculous that they even scheduled this for Christmas Eve but whatever I didn’t feel like punching anyone in the mouth from the job site yesterday. I’m fumbling around with my banana in my coffee. My lunchbox is not unzipping and I’m thinking to myself what the flying fuck am I doing?!! and then I hear Max and John coming over my speakers and I get a sense of calm over myself. Thank you you 2 retard for being yourselves. I forgot how nice it is hearing two retards as retarded as I am speaking about bitcoin and life. I truly appreciate you 2 retards and Jordan too. Merry Christmas, you fucking bloody cunts!!!

Merry Xmas 🫡🍳🥩🍄💪

Still Gang

This reminds me of a story someone once told me about the worst beer he’s ever had... “It was pretty good” He’s always said that if he’s buying then he wants what he wants but if someone else is buying then he’s not picky! FREE SAMURAI

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“i can't imagine a time without you”👀 man, this episode started out real gay... Speaking of gay, eBay doesn't keep listings that long. Even if you still had the account it only goes back a few years. aaaaand now we are back to “my trousers got pulled down!" 🤣 Jon, come and visit me and fix my pool heater 🙏 JK but seriously bring back PMM! The whole month one! I can give away some of my broken machines to really deter new plebs from mining! 👀“I really like old head" 👀 “that’s my kink”👀 ...... y’all are fucked! Can't wait for Part Duex 🤣

Pleb miner month is how I first discovered you fools!!! LFG!!!🫡🍳🥩🍄💪

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Pleb shame me harder Daddy

Keep up the good work! I love these boosts since they just randomly go from something deep to something super ghhhheeeeyyyyy! Either way, I love you all, no homo! Even if you call your lady gloves, “marigolds” Joel had some serious quotes from this episode - please let me know when someone has compiled them all! Maybe this would be worth paying Fountain for the transcript on this one! I’m sure it won’t work like most things in Fountain (for me)

They're called dish gloves

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LFG!!!! Miss @npub1luwkteu2e… and his rants!🫡🫡🫡💪💪💪

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My one regret of the conversation was that in the moment I forgot to mention @npub1jcympy69p… with @npub1luwkteu2e… and max one of my most inspirational podcasts that I listen to. That’s just the ADD retard in me. 🤣

Just saw the album art!!!! Love it!!!

Gentleman this was a blast recording! The fucking intro song is EPIC!!!! I think I took a bit too many 🍄that day at work 🤣. Sorry for the abrupt ending because of my retard boss!

Keep up the good work my friends! Thank you!

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I'm on vacation. I might forget to boost so.....

There are days that I feel like a squawking fucking mongoloid... Screeching into the ether with nonsense. I've just never been able to articulate it as well as Max just did!

Thank you gentlemen

In my profession dealing with bureaucrats.... I love when people talk about something they did that "got them in trouble“ with the local boot lickers. Half my job is designing shit in AutoCAD and half is dealing with bureaucrats and I honestly don't know which one I love/hate more .... But I have found my neighborhood superpower is when I get a referral to a new neighbor and then I can go into the planning department and gaslight them into giving my new neighbor a permit. Sometimes it's not worth the fight but just convincing the people in charge that you cannot be governed is worth it whether they realize it or not.....

“Close enough for government work" has always been the saying I've heard. The alternative is..... (Max please read this part with your best accent for someone from Alabama) “we ain't building no damn piano!"

I think the other Jon should read one! Or I can read one? Regardless, thank you for doing this! #PARDONSAMOURAI

This is giving me PTSD. Stay out of prison, no fun. My prison was very violent. This sounds like a nice prison

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