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Love you guys! Glad to hear Jordan on an episode and giving respect to Chester! Good work to y'all three with some LinkinParkPuns! Jordan also teased something about me and then Jon forgot all about me 😭 Also if you ever need someone retarded to talk about civil engineering or really just drainage or really just autocad or really just fucking zoning and site design bullshit then I'm your guy! Also Jordans split on this show should have been more unless that was AIJ? I thought the ending had an error then realized this was only part 1. Are y'all reading boosts in part 2 from part 1!? If so then peepeepoopoo.

Red coat this dick mother fucker!!!! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫

I always give Max hella shit, but it’s outta love my bro! Yeah that’s super gay, but I’m an autistic retard just like you Max!🍻🍻🍻🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡

I had the most boots of 2024!!!! LFG!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄

Oh Jordan is a bad ass North American, my Canadian brother! Beautiful as long as your not a gay British cunt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jordan is in the mother fucking building!! I knew Jordan was another bad ass American!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🟰🥇🔫🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪💪

Max stop being so gay for Jon, It’s just so British of you

Forgot to change the amount in my last boost. What can I say I’m just a fucking retarded construction guy from Dirty Jersey who’s aim isn’t good enough to shoot a drone out the sky!

The greatest intro song of any fucking podcast on fucking planet Earth let’s fucking go motherfuckers!!!! Merry Christmas and happy new year, bad ass American and British Cunt! Just kidding love you too motherfuckers let’s fucking go!🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫✊✊✊🍻🍻🍻💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

It was such a pleasure to meet you and your family, Jon! I was honored to give you and so many others a hug! Max, I’m not sure what to say other than you better fucking be there next year... If I have to buy you a plane ticket then so be it. How much are flights from Antarctica anyway? Thank you to everyone at Lake Satoshi - thank you especially to Mike and PF for all their efforts, I hope to actually meet them next year. One of my favorite conversations was with a lady who has known Mike for 20 something years and talks about how this type of event is just a normal Saturday for their friends and family. Not only is the PMM and Meshtadel my type of people but these Michiganders are my type of people too! - my kids will be talking about this their entire lives and are already so excited to go next year! I will do my best to arrive earlier than 1 o’clock in the morning next time!

I want a job earning sats to dig and fill holes!🤣😜🍄💪 🇺🇸 🟰 🥇

@npub1luwkteu2e… your daughter is an OG!!! Well done on raising a true G!

Thank you gentlemen

Dammit back again for another boost. Feel compelled to chime in that Bass Load does give good hugs! And then Fundamentals was very jealous so I went for a full bear hug for him after he complained. Not sure if he wanted the full bear hug but he got it from my fat ass! (I had to stop half way through typing this boost to laugh at this fucking Avaron ad read!)

Back to boost again just because of that Hash Sluts commercial!

Sorry, but I bought Otis’ coffee and then we ground it up in an Amazon Basics grinder. Put it in a reusable K-Cup and still enjoyed it! It's so good! “Don’t let perfection be the enemy of good” Max! I was just about to send 25k sats and the Dary called me a dumbass 🤣 so I cut it down to 10k 🖕

Loved the outro song! 🤘

New Jersey is the only Jersey that matters! Fuck that faggy British island! We survive on land of toxic sewage, way harder than those cunty Brit’s!

I would be honored to have myself and a few of my goons run security for yous twos! I can spot a trouble maker from a mile away! Bro I used to move hella coke at strips clubs back in the day! That was my bread and butter! I paid the price for my crimes, when I did my prison bid from getting popped at one! I even was given an apartment above one by the owner so I could have threesomes with strippers because I was the house dealer there! I been waiting for an opportunity to quite my Union gig! Don’t be playing with my emotions! My only request is that I can hire my best childhood friend when he gets out of prison in 2 or 3 years and that I’m paid in Bitcoin! LFG!!!!!

A lot of good old school Italian spots in NJ/NY closed their doors since the lockdowns. But I would love to smoke a blunt and hit some good food spots in the Dirty Jersey with yous 2 cunts! An American bad ass and an English hooligan fine dinning with psycho Jersey kid, throw a few beers and blunts in the mix and what could possibly go wrong?! 🤣

Good morning you wild mother fucking Ungovernable Misfits! LFG!!!!! 🍻🍄💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I guess I forgot to boost last episode. Oops. Wish I had known Tatum would be on this one. I sent him a pleb miner sticker (or I guess Jon did) and he put it on the S9 he had. Could see it in a few interviews he had.

Emoji this 🖕🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

Tatum drop the vest and just hire me and my homies as security

I think I got the street cred to come back to 40 hrs a week but without the hashtag anymore lol. I’m too OG for that shit! Piez da OG of #40HPW haha🤪

Fuck anyone who isn’t down with the Bugle boys! If I ever meet someone in person who blocks the Bugle they might get the $5 wrench attack! 🤣Real talk though! 🤪

Fuck Vegas

I am also retarded, I feel a lot better about my retardation after hearing about Tatum’s retardation!🤣

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Gravel-voice Max > AI Max

This all sounds very cool, but I’m so retarded I been lost half the episode 🤪

Yo this actually sounds very cool. Looking forward to checking it out!

Very boring without Jon. Max sounds like he choking on a cigarette or a cock or something. Q&A is always good to hear from but I’m falling asleep 10 minutes in. What are you guys trying to like Bitcoin.Review a sleeping pill podcast??!!

I’m glad yous 2 Brits got an American badass to fill in since the OG American badass Jon isn’t on. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Max you sound sick as fuck. Raspy as hell like you smoke a pack a day or something 🤣

Ai Max is gay as fuck bruh!

Yooooo!!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍄🍄🍄🍻🍻🍻💪💪💪🚬🚬🚬🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕

“Woo Girls” are hilarious... I love pointing out “Oh the woo girls are here” and someone in my group will ask me what that means? Then the other group says “WOOOOOOOO” and I just point ---> see, “woo” girls! Also, you are right, you shouldn’t tell me you’d read anything... Gettysburg address 🤣 I’m gonna get drunk and boost asking Jon to read War and Peace or Mandibles or Human Action

LFG!!!! @npub1luwkteu2e… doing pushups live on air!!! 💪💪💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

I agree with you Max on how many men are cunts when talking about their lady’s when with other guys. I would never disrespect my wife by doing that.💪💪💪

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Gonna lay low for awhile, thank you gentlemen. Y’all be safe out there. #40HPW

Jon the song you were singing about opposites attract was super gay

V4V #40HPW

Leave my man Jordan alone he’s a fucking hustler.

I’m absolutely appalled by the fact that yous twos didn’t know that B.I.B.L.E. was a Gza song from the Wu-Tang Clan motherfuckers!

Yo Jon why you talking shit on Jersey Italians my man?!?? I purposely mispronounce my own name b acuse I can!

Follow up boost since last time I used “Dary” to refer to Jon there was some confusion... In Letterkenny there is a character named Daryl and they call him Dary. And a while back Jon said something about his parents almost naming him Daryl? Hell, now i can’t remember but yeah, that’s the over-explanation and here’s some more sats... Cunt(s)

Matt and Dary! My favorite podcasters! I really should have hired Travis Bickle to help plumb my pool heater. Maybe I could have saved a few ASICs and a few thousand cuck bucks. I just realized Travis name is Travis BiTckle - clever! Remote automated drones activating when people are nearby......? great.... There is a Black Mirror episode about this - it’s terrifying... (Metalhead Black Mirror: Season 4, Episode 5)

Become Ungovernable mother fuckers! 🫡💪🍄

I absolutely fucking hate sports ball small talk! It’s such a phony way to go through life, not for me!

I can barely get out of bed most mornings I’m in so much pain, and have very little time inbetween demolishing buildings or jack hammering to hit the gym…… But I force myself to…. Because we are warriors @npub1luwkteu2e… , so stop being a pussy and start working out!

Jon/Americans: Suppressing fagginess to save manliness Max/UK: “Open up” your buttholes Also Max: “i liked that bit” when SoulExporter spoke about his ass cheek

Maybe I’ll make it out to pubkey someday. Most of my free time is spent smoking blunts and working out. Last time I was in Brooklyn I was chasing a mother fucker around a Construction site with a shovel trying to kill him. That’s when I decided fuck NYC it was right before Covid which the communist like rules just sealed the deal for me to never cross the GW bridge ever again. I said I would never go to NYC ever again, not even for a wedding or a funeral and so far I’ve held to my word.

Btw I loved the 1 hour hard stop! Being that I listen on 2.0 speed I only had to wear my AirPods for 1/2 an hour this morning. Namaste 🙏

I’m an American and I’m spiritual and badass! You Brits are just whiny cunts! Just kidding Max. Your kind of badass too, the way you talk about kicking men in the balls. 🤣 🇺🇸🟰🥇🇬🇧🟰💩

16 hour drive is dedication! Only a badass American would do that! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

#40HPW

Thank you gentlemen

Should have named the last episode “Cash for Clankers” - I honestly thought the title was “Clunkers” until y’all switched to robotism... Anyway, man, I have so many stories about buying or selling cars! Dealerships are the worst! We just dealt with one and it was quite a situation! This poor kid sold his first car to me and I took him on a rollercoaster of emotions!

@npub15604np6cc… Is good people’s! 💪💪💪💪💪

I hate buying car at car dealerships. I usually want to fist fight everyone in there so it’s actually a test of my strength to hold back 🤪

Enjoying this conversation. Thank you gentlemen.

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When y’all started the second part of this show the audio on top of other audio is the funniest shit I've heard I've heard in a while. A live troll combined with a recording for some next level meta BS..... But 🤯 are you trying to overstimulate all your listeners with ADHD, autism, and we LARP-multitaskers??!? I think I tried to listen to both streams at the same time and my eyes were bouncing like I was in REM sleep! Might have had a seizure and I was only listening at 1X. Did those two streams double my time logged towards my 40HPW?! I hope you make a surprise appearance at Lake Satoshi 👀 🙏

Aw Max, my man, you aren't fucking stupid. You are like my British spirit animal. The UK non-FFC version of me who is also retarded and keeps telling people how much of an idiot and asshole you are and they keep nudging my shoulder like “aw don't say that! You are so smart and so nice!" And I just immediately think of the GIF I wish I could show them to explain how I actually feel ....

Yo yo yo 🫡🫡🫡🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

#freesamourai

Fuck off you British cunt fags! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩 🤣 jk, y’all know I got nothing love for you cunts! You brought the world my favorite sport….. Hooliganism!

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Barnminer needs to make hotter jerky. The mild is a waste of time. Max, wtf is jout fraisi!?! Oh ...... After multiple attempts to google it I see it's Jalfrezi... never heard of her.

Glad I got to hear you 2 cunts before I headed out to celebrate Xmas! Merry Xmas you ungovernable mother fuckers! But don’t forget…….🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🟰🥇✊🔫💪🍄🍻🫡

Fucking intro to as way too long bruh! Fucking Brits! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Merry Christmas you bloody British cunts! 🇺🇸🟰🥇 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I know Max admitted to slamming sausages in his face all day but I actually invented “gaysian" back in highschool to rip on one of my friends! Too bad I didn't buy Bitcoin then though...

Another request… more of Jordan in 2025, love hearing from that Ungovernable mother fucker!!!!!

One request for you cunts in 2025…. Get the group chats off fucking Telegram and on Signal or SimpleX so I can get all that good good sovereign individual info bruh!!!!🔫🔫🔫🚀🚀🚀🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄✊✊✊

Max loves sausages in his mouth!!!!👄🌭

For 2025 my New Year’s resolution is going to be….. to try to be nicer to Max and all of our English brethren! I shouldn’t hold the fact that Pete the cunt is one of you or they you all sound the same against you!🤣🤣🤣🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕✊✊✊🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🍻🍻🍻🍄🍄🍄

Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪Stop drop and boost mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!! 🍻🍻🍻🍄🍄🍄🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕✊✊✊🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

The ant pool family song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

I don’t what’s more hilarious Jon’s impressions-Lester Sinclair, subway guy, or the Asian guy?!?!?!🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just bought @npub12eml5kmtr… book using Zeus. Probably the best 2,100 sats I ever spent!!! LFG!!!🫡🍄💪

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One day Piez and I will meet and I will be humbled by trying to overcome his boost credentials. Frequency over volume is key. I can't steal his valor or his Bitcoin productivity with my pBTC bullshit. It's wrongthink to consider my paper pioneer version of a non-binary booster could ever surpass Piez the Pleb non-custodial emojis. Long live the Pleb!

Did I not boost last BTP episode? WTAF I guess now I know why you forgot about me.... I should have never questioned your credentials!

“Antiswanitism" used without credit? My favorite Bitcoin power couple is Rod and Dick and they are not giving credit to me for coining that term!? You owe ME a fountain boost now but the future certainly doesn't have good UX.....

Apparently I forgot to boost the last episode. I’m such an idiot. I can't wait to see how big, fake, and gay the conference is....I hope your live event is big, real, and awesome! It’s proof I’m an idiot b/c I won’t be there to smoke cigs with you... I had a zyn this past weekend and it felt real fake and gay...

Don’t be shitting on Phish. Even as a hip hop head I followed Phish years ago bumping Tribe Called Quest on my boombox eating mushrooms and smoking weed. Shout out @npub12eml5kmtr… 🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

Y’all need to come out to the East coast and smoke tobacco mixed with weed in blunts with us 🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪🚬🚬🚬

Fucking retarded boomers!🖕🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

I had to pause the pod after you mentioned jumping into a pool with a cold beer. I had to actually go do that! But then seriously considered my role here after listening to pleb miner in the wild (Jon, I hope to find a moment to send you a video reply soon). Keep up the good work gents!

Jon's mid-boost-read burp cracked me up. Just completely not expecting it and then buuurrrp 🤣

sssshhhheduled. Rugby. Stones. I can tell Max is harkoning back to his UK home world and having too few chats with Jon. I didn't even here a “zee" on this episode! 😔

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I could not feel more honored. Rod and Dick not only saying they liked my boost but they also bestowed upon me the credentialed autist label I’ve always felt my doctor was too grumpy to diagnose. I will continue my weaponized grumpiness and keep building like a pioneer! #40HPW

Love firefighters 🚒 FUCK THE POLICE 👮‍♂️

LFG!!!! 🍄💪🫡 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Did I really forget to boost last episode? I'm such a dick.... Free Samourai

Just for reminiscing, throw back…… 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Thank you gentlemen

I forgot to boost

I recently started to re-embrace English football and my beloved Arsenal for the first time since Covid. I had completely stopped watching because of what cunts all pro sports organizations were regarding Covid and vaccines. But yous twos disrespect of @npub16djxdyd6t… has me questioning myself. An American badass like our boy @npub1luwkteu2e… would never disrespect such a hard working man like Jordan. Fucking Brits!!!🖕🖕🖕🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸➕🇨🇦🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

@npub16djxdyd6t… is the fucking man, basically foundation of the show! You 2 brutish cunts better show that man some respect! 🖕🖕🖕🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸➕🇨🇦🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩 I was done with the England equals poop emojis. But this one was for @npub16djxdyd6t…!

Yoooo what’s wrong with eating crayons?!?! That’s how I get my daily fruits and vitamins!

I used to drink a lot years ago. Then I was sober for a while and not sleeping much, so then I started smoking a ton of weed. But recently I cut down a lot to try to save my lungs 😂. There’s nothing wrong with munchies, you just need to stock up on healthy snacks like beef jerky, trail mix and fruits. Weed and 🍄are the key to sanity and prosperity of the soul!

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Cheers to another month of teaching me colloquial terms for if I ever visit the UK. If I need to go to the landfill then now I know to ask for just “the tip." Thanks Max and Q! 🫶

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I’m really looking forward to hearing Jon’s rendition of “I’ve Been Everywhere” for all the possible places where Max lives now. Jon, I retract my entry into the giveaway. I was looking for a clamp on multimeter not one of Max’s used strap-on multi-dildos Note: that was the best rooster impression I’ve ever heard. Really, spot on, mate... But I didn't have any carefully selected quotes for this boost. I'll be sure to provide citations next time I hear one! Thanks for making me laugh and also for providing signal through all this noise! Hope to see y'all at Lake Satoshi. I'll be the FFC.

Jon your an OG like me. I’m old and beat up but still work circles around young bucs, and hit the gym for prison yard workouts 4 days a week. I can barely stand up and walk somedays, but we are WARRIORS….. we carry on and go at it!

WTAF how did I miss episode 69? What a shame. Listening now... See you at Lake Satoshi

Fucking right!!! I’m Piez mother fucker!!!🫡🍄🚬💪

LFG mother fuckers!!!! 🫡🍄💪 #40HPW

#FreeSamourai

FREE SAMOURAI

Episodes like this remind me of how retarded I am

Jon if I promise not to comment on what a “zine" can I PLEASE join your Star Wars nerd club!?

I work outside in the freezing cold and come home and workout and eat healthy! No excuses mother fuckers! No pussy shit!

Max you better fall back on Jordan. Only a cunty Brit would say they would kick another man in the nuts. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I may just break my strict fuck NYC rule to come see Jon at Pubkey. That’s right bad ass Americans!!!! LFG!!!!!! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I’m a fucking retard I’ve figured out how to use Nostr. Yous twos will get eventually 🤣🤣🤣

Did you really get a DM from Cory Klippenstein right in the middle of recording? I've been antiswanitic ever since he blocked me on Twitter

LFG!!!!!! #40HPW all day everyday mother fuckers!!!!

When will voting come to #NOSTR ? I couldn’t vote because I don’t fuck with Twitter

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Sturgis with Bubba sounds gangster as fuck bruh!

I always been rocking Carhart coats since back when I was in middle school! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

Stupid British accent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#40HPW

Thanks for the shoutout and thanks for all y’all do. It was a pleasure to meet you both at Lake Satoshi! I figured out how to subscribe so I guess I’ll be auto-boosting you once a month now as if I needed to burn more sats! 🤣 If the Ungovernable Misfits add this then I’m sure I’ll have to subscribe to that too. This is becoming like streaming subscriptions. Give me back my cable TV package with all my shows! The future certainly does not have good UX! Also, WTH y’all talking about trees close to roads and civil engineers. I think I zoned out while driving and might have to listen back again since that didn’t count towards #40HPW I’m sure.... I was driving past one of my fiat projects looking at the trees and felt seen as you mentioned civil engineering 💩

#80HPW

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Read my boost from last week or I'm reporting you for non-compliance. Please.

I think we should base the sats to cigarette pricing based on prison tobacco prices. I miss pricing ramen noodles in cigarettes from my days in prison!

I wonder if I would get more street cred on NOSTR posting pic of me shirtless jack hammering??? 🤔🤔🤔

Smoking non-KYC joints 🔥💨💨💨

🤣 #40HPW

How about a “Bitcoin Podcast & Wu-Tang Clan”?!?! Anyone interested get me bruh! #40HPW

LFG mother fucker!!! I love sats on sale bruh! #40HPW

Similar to the old bumper stickers saying "keep honking I'm reloading" y'all could print one that says "keep shitcoining, I'm reloading" or as Toby Keith would say "we'll put a boot in your shotcoiner ass, it's the Bitcoiner way"

#40HPW

Free Samourai! Free America... Y'all are incredible. Keep up the good circle jerk!

Happy Freedom Day! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩