Jake Kotze | Synchro-Mystic Origin, The Tao of Sync, and All The Small Things

Red coat this dick mother fucker!!!! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫

I always give Max hella shit, but it’s outta love my bro! Yeah that’s super gay, but I’m an autistic retard just like you Max!🍻🍻🍻🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡

I had the most boots of 2024!!!! LFG!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄

Oh Jordan is a bad ass North American, my Canadian brother! Beautiful as long as your not a gay British cunt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jordan is in the mother fucking building!! I knew Jordan was another bad ass American!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🟰🥇🔫🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪💪

Max stop being so gay for Jon, It’s just so British of you

Forgot to change the amount in my last boost. What can I say I’m just a fucking retarded construction guy from Dirty Jersey who’s aim isn’t good enough to shoot a drone out the sky!

The greatest intro song of any fucking podcast on fucking planet Earth let’s fucking go motherfuckers!!!! Merry Christmas and happy new year, bad ass American and British Cunt! Just kidding love you too motherfuckers let’s fucking go!🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫✊✊✊🍻🍻🍻💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

This is a preemptive Xmas/New Year’s boost because I’m moving between now and then. So incase I’m too busy to boost happy holidays!

Stop drop and boost mofo’s!

Ooooohhhhhhmmmmmm🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️

When I was younger I was in 2 high speed chases. I got away from the 2 without getting popped. Would never happen now a days with the tech these cunt pigs have. But it all caught to me anyway with the state prison bid for cocaine distribution. Bouyaka Bouyaka 💪💪💪🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸🟰🥇 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Bloody hell Max you faggy cunt(in faggy British voice). Jon salute sir🫡🇺🇸🟰🥇💪🔫🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🦃🍗 And fuck those compass cunts Max!!!!!

When I first discovered podcasts. No Agenda with Adam and John were my favorite. Then Rabbit Hole Recap with Odell and Uncle Marty took the top spot. But over the last year or 2 yous twos have by far been my favorite and I don’t think anyone could compete with yous twos! 🇺🇸🟰🥇 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I’m contemplating not using the England equals poop emoji anymore. It’s all in fun but sometimes I must admit I feel bad. England has provided the world with one of my favorite pastimes, SOCCER hooliganism! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪

Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍗🦃🍻🍄💪🔫🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Yo da JayKae outro is my favorite joint son!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka bbbbbrrrrrrrrrraaaattt!!!🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪💪💪👊👊👊👊✊✊✊🫡🫡🫡🫡🍄🍄🍄🍄🍻🍻🍻🚬🚬🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🥇🥇🥇🥇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪💪💪💪

Of course you 2 British cunts can’t answer a mining question. Only a true blooded American can answer that. The illest bruh east of the Mississippi motherfuckers! Pennsyltucky’s finest! You knowwww!!!! 🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪💪✊✊🫡🫡🫡🖕🖕🖕👊👊🍻🍄🚬🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸=🥇. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿&🇬🇧=💩

Excellent rant my bruh! 🍻🍄🚬💪👊✊🔫🫡🖕🥇

Jaykae is dope as fuck bruh! I appreciate the compliment of how knowledgeable on underground Grime I know. Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍻🍄🖕💪👊✊🔫🚬🫡🇺🇸=🥇. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿&🇬🇧=💩

Fuck a gym, nature is the gym. Y’all need to get on your Rocky shit! Pull-ups pushups or garage for me. I haven’t been to a gym since I was about to smash 2 off duty wise ass cops with a dumbbell because they thought their badge meant they couldn’t get got! That was like 10 years ago. Find a strong tree branch and do pull-ups to get some wear and tear on your soft British hands haha!

Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍻🍄🖕💪🔫🫡

I need more of these episodes in my life lmfao!🤣A Brit and an a Patriot make for some funny content bruh! LFG!!! Bouyaka bouyaka bouyaka 🍻🍄👊💪🇺🇸🔫🚀💯🫡

Loved the shitting on Swann and Compass lmfao!🤣

Stop drop and boost you UNGOVERNABLE MOFOS!!!!!

🇺🇸 = 💪 🇬🇧& 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿= 💩

I used to love banging Puerto Rican and Dominican woman and having them moaning “aye popi”

Loved the punk intro song!!!!!!!!!!! LFG you mother fucking UNGOVERNABLE MOFOS!!!!!!

Bouyaka Bouyaka bouyaka 🍄🍄🍄👊👊👊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Loved the outro song! 🤘

New Jersey is the only Jersey that matters! Fuck that faggy British island! We survive on land of toxic sewage, way harder than those cunty Brit’s!

I would be honored to have myself and a few of my goons run security for yous twos! I can spot a trouble maker from a mile away! Bro I used to move hella coke at strips clubs back in the day! That was my bread and butter! I paid the price for my crimes, when I did my prison bid from getting popped at one! I even was given an apartment above one by the owner so I could have threesomes with strippers because I was the house dealer there! I been waiting for an opportunity to quite my Union gig! Don’t be playing with my emotions! My only request is that I can hire my best childhood friend when he gets out of prison in 2 or 3 years and that I’m paid in Bitcoin! LFG!!!!!

A lot of good old school Italian spots in NJ/NY closed their doors since the lockdowns. But I would love to smoke a blunt and hit some good food spots in the Dirty Jersey with yous 2 cunts! An American bad ass and an English hooligan fine dinning with psycho Jersey kid, throw a few beers and blunts in the mix and what could possibly go wrong?! 🤣

Good morning you wild mother fucking Ungovernable Misfits! LFG!!!!! 🍻🍄💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

LFG!!!! Stop, drop, and boost! I do pull-ups, weights, run, all types of cardio and even yoga! And I meditate and if anyone got something say about that we can knuckle up on my construction site in Dirty Jersey! Bouyaka Bouyaka

Max don’t be a bitch! I’m always on my David Goggins! Like my idol Mr Goggins I’ve worked out with ligament damage and fractured bones! Do I regret these things? Absolutely not! Am I in constant pain, doing construction with unhealed, lingering injuries and arthritis throughout my body? Yes! Do I cry like a bitch? Hello no! No cry baby bitch shit Max! Man up homie! What would you do, if you were about to get jumped in the prison yard?! Would you curl up like a baby get beaten without fighting back? Man up soldier! LFG! Come out to Dirty Jersey and workout with Piez!

This boost is for Jon and WeAllEat, thank you for your service gentlemen.

Ya’ll 2 make me laugh every week! I think yous twos should do a daily comedy hour skit 😂

I always though Max was short for Maxine, is it not?!?!?!

Yooooo!!!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🚀🌕🍻💪🍄🇺🇸🟰☝️ 🇬🇧& 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Fuck Pete Rizzo, fuck Joe Rogan! 🖕🖕🖕

I’ve cut down on my podcast listening last few weeks…… But yous two OG’s got me amped the fuck up! Fuck everyone, #40HPW foe life son!!!!

I refuse to wear a suit for anything other except a wedding or a funeral! Suits are for queer shitcoiners! Real men wear work wear, hunting gear and work out clothes!

Fuck Joe Rogan!!!! 🖕🖕🖕

It’s much more productive to to be in the gym in shorts working out than to buy a suit & tie… just saying 🫡🍄💪

Loved this fucking rant!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka Bouyaka!!!! 🫡🍄💪

I know I’ve finally made it in the Bitcoin space from the @npub1qny3tkh0a… episode when he said he knows who I am!!! LFG!!! 🫡🍄💪

LFG!!!!! 🫡🍄💪

Gonna lay low for awhile, thank you gentlemen. Y’all be safe out there. #40HPW

Jon the song you were singing about opposites attract was super gay

V4V #40HPW

Leave my man Jordan alone he’s a fucking hustler.

I’m absolutely appalled by the fact that yous twos didn’t know that B.I.B.L.E. was a Gza song from the Wu-Tang Clan motherfuckers!

Yo Jon why you talking shit on Jersey Italians my man?!?? I purposely mispronounce my own name b acuse I can!

Had a stressful morning but listening to you 2 wonderful mother fuckers had me smiling and bullish as fuck on my drive to work! LFG! 🍻🍄💪

The outro song was dope af!

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Thank you gentlemen

Another request… more of Jordan in 2025, love hearing from that Ungovernable mother fucker!!!!!

One request for you cunts in 2025…. Get the group chats off fucking Telegram and on Signal or SimpleX so I can get all that good good sovereign individual info bruh!!!!🔫🔫🔫🚀🚀🚀🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄✊✊✊

Max loves sausages in his mouth!!!!👄🌭

For 2025 my New Year’s resolution is going to be….. to try to be nicer to Max and all of our English brethren! I shouldn’t hold the fact that Pete the cunt is one of you or they you all sound the same against you!🤣🤣🤣🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕✊✊✊🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🍻🍻🍻🍄🍄🍄

Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪Stop drop and boost mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!! 🍻🍻🍻🍄🍄🍄🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕✊✊✊🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

The ant pool family song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

I don’t what’s more hilarious Jon’s impressions-Lester Sinclair, subway guy, or the Asian guy?!?!?!🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

This all sounds very cool, but I’m so retarded I been lost half the episode 🤪

Yo this actually sounds very cool. Looking forward to checking it out!

Very boring without Jon. Max sounds like he choking on a cigarette or a cock or something. Q&A is always good to hear from but I’m falling asleep 10 minutes in. What are you guys trying to like Bitcoin.Review a sleeping pill podcast??!!

I’m glad yous 2 Brits got an American badass to fill in since the OG American badass Jon isn’t on. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Max you sound sick as fuck. Raspy as hell like you smoke a pack a day or something 🤣

Ai Max is gay as fuck bruh!

Yooooo!!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍄🍄🍄🍻🍻🍻💪💪💪🚬🚬🚬🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕

LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍻💯🍄🚀🔫💪💪💪✊✊✊👊👊👊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🚬🚬🚬🖕🖕🖕🖕

Max when you say chocolate eclair in your British accent you sound super gay! 🤷‍♂️ I’m just saying

Stop drop and boost mofo’s! I’m Ungovernable mofo! LFG! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🍄🍄🍄🍄

Bloods 💯 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

I randomly listened to a Simply Bitcoin episode a week or 2 ago and was so disgusted when I heard them doing their Compass plug that I will NEVER EVER listen to it again!

I love listening to you 2 fools! Always informative with much laughter throughout. As always the show is much better with an all American badass like Jon! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍻🍄💯💪✊👊🔫🫡🚬🚀🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿&🇬🇧🟰💩🖕

“Drink driving” Max you fuck it “drunk driving “ it’s cigarettes not fags! Fucking British slang! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿&🇬🇧🟰💩

Maybe I’ll make it out to pubkey someday. Most of my free time is spent smoking blunts and working out. Last time I was in Brooklyn I was chasing a mother fucker around a Construction site with a shovel trying to kill him. That’s when I decided fuck NYC it was right before Covid which the communist like rules just sealed the deal for me to never cross the GW bridge ever again. I said I would never go to NYC ever again, not even for a wedding or a funeral and so far I’ve held to my word.

Btw I loved the 1 hour hard stop! Being that I listen on 2.0 speed I only had to wear my AirPods for 1/2 an hour this morning. Namaste 🙏

I’m an American and I’m spiritual and badass! You Brits are just whiny cunts! Just kidding Max. Your kind of badass too, the way you talk about kicking men in the balls. 🤣 🇺🇸🟰🥇🇬🇧🟰💩

16 hour drive is dedication! Only a badass American would do that! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

#40HPW

Thank you gentlemen

Last boost till tax return time, thank you gentlemen 🫡 Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

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My one regret of the conversation was that in the moment I forgot to mention @npub1jcympy69p… with @npub1luwkteu2e… and max one of my most inspirational podcasts that I listen to. That’s just the ADD retard in me. 🤣

Just saw the album art!!!! Love it!!!

Gentleman this was a blast recording! The fucking intro song is EPIC!!!! I think I took a bit too many 🍄that day at work 🤣. Sorry for the abrupt ending because of my retard boss!

Sea salt & vinegar is good for your health!

Without a badass American(Jon) I’m falling asleep less than 30 minutes in! Fucking Brits! 🇺🇸🟰☝️🇬🇧& 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩But I still got love for y’all!!

I love running my Bitaxe! I never play the fiat lottery scam! But I’ll play the Bitaxe Bitcoin lottery all day every day mother fucker! Bouyaka Bouyaka!🍻🙏🍄💪👊✊🔫🇺🇸🚬🚀

One spliff a day keeps da evil away! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🎄🚬🍄👊✊💪🔫💯💪✌️❤️🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

Last boost till return time, thank you gentlemen 🫡

Lol the roast of Cole was fucking hilarious 🤣 love his podcast though!

Thank you gentlemen 🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

I recently started to re-embrace English football and my beloved Arsenal for the first time since Covid. I had completely stopped watching because of what cunts all pro sports organizations were regarding Covid and vaccines. But yous twos disrespect of @npub16djxdyd6t… has me questioning myself. An American badass like our boy @npub1luwkteu2e… would never disrespect such a hard working man like Jordan. Fucking Brits!!!🖕🖕🖕🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸➕🇨🇦🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

@npub16djxdyd6t… is the fucking man, basically foundation of the show! You 2 brutish cunts better show that man some respect! 🖕🖕🖕🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸➕🇨🇦🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩 I was done with the England equals poop emojis. But this one was for @npub16djxdyd6t…!

Yoooo what’s wrong with eating crayons?!?! That’s how I get my daily fruits and vitamins!

I used to drink a lot years ago. Then I was sober for a while and not sleeping much, so then I started smoking a ton of weed. But recently I cut down a lot to try to save my lungs 😂. There’s nothing wrong with munchies, you just need to stock up on healthy snacks like beef jerky, trail mix and fruits. Weed and 🍄are the key to sanity and prosperity of the soul!

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By far the greatest interview and the greatest podcast I’ve ever listened to!!!! LFG!!!! 🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪#40HPW

LFG!!!! #40HPW

#40HPW

Gonna lay low for a while, thank you sir. Be safe out there. #40HPW

Thank you sir

V4V #40HPW

I work outside in the freezing cold and come home and workout and eat healthy! No excuses mother fuckers! No pussy shit!

Max you better fall back on Jordan. Only a cunty Brit would say they would kick another man in the nuts. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I may just break my strict fuck NYC rule to come see Jon at Pubkey. That’s right bad ass Americans!!!! LFG!!!!!! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I’m a fucking retard I’ve figured out how to use Nostr. Yous twos will get eventually 🤣🤣🤣

I just got to the point when Max’s dog shit in the room!!! Lmfao!!!!🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 That may go down as my favorite moment of any podcast ever!!!! Hahahahaha 🐕 💩 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I had the same experiences with drugs over the years. The most extraordinary was the bouncing around of energy particles of different living beings. My life was never the same after some of these experiences, they revealed so much to me. I don’t use them anymore other than micro dosing but when I was heavy into tripping on Ketamine and Acid and mushrooms, it opened up my third eye to many different things! The positive and the negative energies of the universe can be revealed to us when we open different pathways of the brain. 🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thank you gentlemen excellent episode

Outro was dope again 🤣

Yo DM me on NOSTR when ya’ll are coming to NYC. I HATE NYC, but I definitely would come out that way to kick it with y’all!

First small boost was a pre listen boost. Had to boost again! What a fucking bangor of an episode!!!! LFG!!! Btw I love the new podcast with AVERAGE_GARY! LFG!!!!

Thank you gentlemen

LFG!!!! @npub1luwkteu2e… doing pushups live on air!!! 💪💪💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

I agree with you Max on how many men are cunts when talking about their lady’s when with other guys. I would never disrespect my wife by doing that.💪💪💪

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LFG!!!!!! #40HPW all day everyday mother fuckers!!!!

When will voting come to #NOSTR ? I couldn’t vote because I don’t fuck with Twitter

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I wanted to knock Brock the fuck out listening to this! 🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡

Mike Brock must a dumb mother fucker thinking he would defeat the great Dick Greaser in a debate! 🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣

Fuck this guy Brock! Fucking ass clown! Get ‘em Greaser! #40HPW for life son!!!! 🫡🫡🫡💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🙏🙏🙏

LFG! 🫡 #40HPW

In the words of WuTang. Ya’ll form like Voltron and Jordan is the head. The real foundation of the Citadel. The mofo who runs shit on the low! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍻🍄💯💪🔫

I listen from start to finish, even if it’s only 2 gay Brits and no American badass! 🤪🤣🇺🇸🟰☝️🇬🇧& 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I also recently had a few issues with Zeus and a for e closed channel. Up until recently I loved using Zeus

🇺🇸🟰☝️🇬🇧& 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I would pay good money to watch Fundamentals punch a mother fucker in the face for mistaking him for Pete the cunt Mcormack! 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2 of my favorite motherfucking podcasters on the same episode!!!!! LFG!!!!! 🍻🍻🍻🍄🍄🍄🍄🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💪💪💪💪💪💪🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡🫡🫡🥇🥇👊👊👊✊✊🥇🥇🥇🥇

Love the Cake wallet album art bruh! 🍻🍄🔫🚀💪✊👊🇺🇸🟰🥇&☝️🫡 🇬🇧&🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🖕💯

🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 LFG!!!!!!!!!!

Glad I got to hear you 2 cunts before I headed out to celebrate Xmas! Merry Xmas you ungovernable mother fuckers! But don’t forget…….🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🟰🥇✊🔫💪🍄🍻🫡

Fucking intro to as way too long bruh! Fucking Brits! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Merry Christmas you bloody British cunts! 🇺🇸🟰🥇 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Just heard the roast lmao!🤣 Thank you gentlemen for your kind words! Namaste 🙏

V4V #40HPW