#538: Dissecting The Carbon Narrative with Chris Martz

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I recently started to re-embrace English football and my beloved Arsenal for the first time since Covid. I had completely stopped watching because of what cunts all pro sports organizations were regarding Covid and vaccines. But yous twos disrespect of @npub16djxdyd6t… has me questioning myself. An American badass like our boy @npub1luwkteu2e… would never disrespect such a hard working man like Jordan. Fucking Brits!!!🖕🖕🖕🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸➕🇨🇦🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

@npub16djxdyd6t… is the fucking man, basically foundation of the show! You 2 brutish cunts better show that man some respect! 🖕🖕🖕🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸➕🇨🇦🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩 I was done with the England equals poop emojis. But this one was for @npub16djxdyd6t…!

Yoooo what’s wrong with eating crayons?!?! That’s how I get my daily fruits and vitamins!

I used to drink a lot years ago. Then I was sober for a while and not sleeping much, so then I started smoking a ton of weed. But recently I cut down a lot to try to save my lungs 😂. There’s nothing wrong with munchies, you just need to stock up on healthy snacks like beef jerky, trail mix and fruits. Weed and 🍄are the key to sanity and prosperity of the soul!

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Stay humble & stack sats

Anyone who is still using Swann after the last year or 2 is absolutely insane!

Happy Turkey day 🦃

Stay safe!

Thank you for your courage

ITM! Thank you gentlemen!

Thank you gentlemen for always providing great information. 🫡🍄💪

Thank you for your courage stay safe

Thank you gentlemen

“Hit in the face with a wet salmon” 🤣 🤣🤣

ITM! Thank you for your courage! Stay safe!

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Marty sound board addition is hilarious! 🤣

Merry Christmas gentlemen. Stay humble & stack sats.

LFG!!!!!! USA USA USA 🇺🇸 🤣

V4V #40HPW 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Coldcard is shitty UX.

Stay humble & stack sats….. then zap sats! LFG!!!!

Bullish af! LFG!!!!

“All hells gonna break loose and your are gonna need a Bitcoin”

Thank you for your courage, stay safe!

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“STAY HUMBLE & STACK SATS”, great advice

Thank you gentlemen

Always love hearing from @npub160t5zfxal… 🍻

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Thank you for your courage! Stay safe!

Thank you for your courage! Stay safe!

Orangeman kept his word. Actually went beyond with full pardon, not just commutation.

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

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Stay humble & KEEP stacking sats

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V4V🍄💪, LFG!!!!!

V4V🍄💪LFG!!!!!!

Love the new Fountain update! @npub1unmftuzmk… is by far my favorite British Bitcoiner!🫡🍄💪

Thank you gentlemen love using Fountain!🍻

Yeah fuck Vegas! I’ve gone twice in my life and was not happy or impressed at all! Horrible location. But then again I don’t go to conferences so 🤷‍♂️

Stay humble & stack sats, great advice.

I love Farrow lard! Best skin care products on the market! And Charles is a Bitcoiner!

ITM! Thank you for your courage! Stay safe!

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Got mad love for y’all, but fuck the threshold! Thank you gentlemen. #40HPW

#40HPW

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Thank you gentlemen

Marty sorry for the loss of your Aunt. My Aunt passed away yesterday. May your Aunt rest in peace.

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Thank you gentlemen

#lakesatoshi

Dam can’t believe ya’ll never heard of Lake Satoshi! I feel very uncomfortable listening to this episode after finding this out 🤣🤪🍄💪

Thank you gentlemen

Red coat this dick mother fucker!!!! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫

I always give Max hella shit, but it’s outta love my bro! Yeah that’s super gay, but I’m an autistic retard just like you Max!🍻🍻🍻🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡

I had the most boots of 2024!!!! LFG!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄

Oh Jordan is a bad ass North American, my Canadian brother! Beautiful as long as your not a gay British cunt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jordan is in the mother fucking building!! I knew Jordan was another bad ass American!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🟰🥇🔫🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪💪

Max stop being so gay for Jon, It’s just so British of you

Forgot to change the amount in my last boost. What can I say I’m just a fucking retarded construction guy from Dirty Jersey who’s aim isn’t good enough to shoot a drone out the sky!

The greatest intro song of any fucking podcast on fucking planet Earth let’s fucking go motherfuckers!!!! Merry Christmas and happy new year, bad ass American and British Cunt! Just kidding love you too motherfuckers let’s fucking go!🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫✊✊✊🍻🍻🍻💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

This is a preemptive Xmas/New Year’s boost because I’m moving between now and then. So incase I’m too busy to boost happy holidays!

Stop drop and boost mofo’s!

Ooooohhhhhhmmmmmm🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️

When I was younger I was in 2 high speed chases. I got away from the 2 without getting popped. Would never happen now a days with the tech these cunt pigs have. But it all caught to me anyway with the state prison bid for cocaine distribution. Bouyaka Bouyaka 💪💪💪🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸🟰🥇 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Bloody hell Max you faggy cunt(in faggy British voice). Jon salute sir🫡🇺🇸🟰🥇💪🔫🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🦃🍗 And fuck those compass cunts Max!!!!!

When I first discovered podcasts. No Agenda with Adam and John were my favorite. Then Rabbit Hole Recap with Odell and Uncle Marty took the top spot. But over the last year or 2 yous twos have by far been my favorite and I don’t think anyone could compete with yous twos! 🇺🇸🟰🥇 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I’m contemplating not using the England equals poop emoji anymore. It’s all in fun but sometimes I must admit I feel bad. England has provided the world with one of my favorite pastimes, SOCCER hooliganism! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪

Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍗🦃🍻🍄💪🔫🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Loved the outro song! 🤘

New Jersey is the only Jersey that matters! Fuck that faggy British island! We survive on land of toxic sewage, way harder than those cunty Brit’s!

I would be honored to have myself and a few of my goons run security for yous twos! I can spot a trouble maker from a mile away! Bro I used to move hella coke at strips clubs back in the day! That was my bread and butter! I paid the price for my crimes, when I did my prison bid from getting popped at one! I even was given an apartment above one by the owner so I could have threesomes with strippers because I was the house dealer there! I been waiting for an opportunity to quite my Union gig! Don’t be playing with my emotions! My only request is that I can hire my best childhood friend when he gets out of prison in 2 or 3 years and that I’m paid in Bitcoin! LFG!!!!!

A lot of good old school Italian spots in NJ/NY closed their doors since the lockdowns. But I would love to smoke a blunt and hit some good food spots in the Dirty Jersey with yous 2 cunts! An American bad ass and an English hooligan fine dinning with psycho Jersey kid, throw a few beers and blunts in the mix and what could possibly go wrong?! 🤣

Good morning you wild mother fucking Ungovernable Misfits! LFG!!!!! 🍻🍄💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Thank you gentlemen

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Psyop season 🤣🤪

Thank you for your courage, stay safe!