1705 - "Kamplaining"

Red coat this dick mother fucker!!!! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫

I always give Max hella shit, but it’s outta love my bro! Yeah that’s super gay, but I’m an autistic retard just like you Max!🍻🍻🍻🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡

I had the most boots of 2024!!!! LFG!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄

Oh Jordan is a bad ass North American, my Canadian brother! Beautiful as long as your not a gay British cunt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jordan is in the mother fucking building!! I knew Jordan was another bad ass American!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🟰🥇🔫🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪💪

Max stop being so gay for Jon, It’s just so British of you

Forgot to change the amount in my last boost. What can I say I’m just a fucking retarded construction guy from Dirty Jersey who’s aim isn’t good enough to shoot a drone out the sky!

The greatest intro song of any fucking podcast on fucking planet Earth let’s fucking go motherfuckers!!!! Merry Christmas and happy new year, bad ass American and British Cunt! Just kidding love you too motherfuckers let’s fucking go!🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫✊✊✊🍻🍻🍻💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

This is a preemptive Xmas/New Year’s boost because I’m moving between now and then. So incase I’m too busy to boost happy holidays!

Stop drop and boost mofo’s!

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When I was younger I was in 2 high speed chases. I got away from the 2 without getting popped. Would never happen now a days with the tech these cunt pigs have. But it all caught to me anyway with the state prison bid for cocaine distribution. Bouyaka Bouyaka 💪💪💪🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸🟰🥇 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Bloody hell Max you faggy cunt(in faggy British voice). Jon salute sir🫡🇺🇸🟰🥇💪🔫🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🦃🍗 And fuck those compass cunts Max!!!!!

When I first discovered podcasts. No Agenda with Adam and John were my favorite. Then Rabbit Hole Recap with Odell and Uncle Marty took the top spot. But over the last year or 2 yous twos have by far been my favorite and I don’t think anyone could compete with yous twos! 🇺🇸🟰🥇 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I’m contemplating not using the England equals poop emoji anymore. It’s all in fun but sometimes I must admit I feel bad. England has provided the world with one of my favorite pastimes, SOCCER hooliganism! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪

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Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍗🦃🍻🍄💪🔫🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Loved the outro song! 🤘

New Jersey is the only Jersey that matters! Fuck that faggy British island! We survive on land of toxic sewage, way harder than those cunty Brit’s!

I would be honored to have myself and a few of my goons run security for yous twos! I can spot a trouble maker from a mile away! Bro I used to move hella coke at strips clubs back in the day! That was my bread and butter! I paid the price for my crimes, when I did my prison bid from getting popped at one! I even was given an apartment above one by the owner so I could have threesomes with strippers because I was the house dealer there! I been waiting for an opportunity to quite my Union gig! Don’t be playing with my emotions! My only request is that I can hire my best childhood friend when he gets out of prison in 2 or 3 years and that I’m paid in Bitcoin! LFG!!!!!

A lot of good old school Italian spots in NJ/NY closed their doors since the lockdowns. But I would love to smoke a blunt and hit some good food spots in the Dirty Jersey with yous 2 cunts! An American bad ass and an English hooligan fine dinning with psycho Jersey kid, throw a few beers and blunts in the mix and what could possibly go wrong?! 🤣

Good morning you wild mother fucking Ungovernable Misfits! LFG!!!!! 🍻🍄💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

This show is the tits, A-

I wanted to knock Brock the fuck out listening to this! 🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡

Mike Brock must a dumb mother fucker thinking he would defeat the great Dick Greaser in a debate! 🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣

Fuck this guy Brock! Fucking ass clown! Get ‘em Greaser! #40HPW for life son!!!! 🫡🫡🫡💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🙏🙏🙏

LFG! 🫡 #40HPW

Hahahah, this deserves more sats

Great content! this joker curses alot, and in a mildly gay voice XD

:D!

Orangeman kept his word. Actually went beyond with full pardon, not just commutation.

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

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I recently started to re-embrace English football and my beloved Arsenal for the first time since Covid. I had completely stopped watching because of what cunts all pro sports organizations were regarding Covid and vaccines. But yous twos disrespect of @npub16djxdyd6t… has me questioning myself. An American badass like our boy @npub1luwkteu2e… would never disrespect such a hard working man like Jordan. Fucking Brits!!!🖕🖕🖕🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸➕🇨🇦🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

@npub16djxdyd6t… is the fucking man, basically foundation of the show! You 2 brutish cunts better show that man some respect! 🖕🖕🖕🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸➕🇨🇦🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩 I was done with the England equals poop emojis. But this one was for @npub16djxdyd6t…!

Yoooo what’s wrong with eating crayons?!?! That’s how I get my daily fruits and vitamins!

I used to drink a lot years ago. Then I was sober for a while and not sleeping much, so then I started smoking a ton of weed. But recently I cut down a lot to try to save my lungs 😂. There’s nothing wrong with munchies, you just need to stock up on healthy snacks like beef jerky, trail mix and fruits. Weed and 🍄are the key to sanity and prosperity of the soul!

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Maybe I’ll make it out to pubkey someday. Most of my free time is spent smoking blunts and working out. Last time I was in Brooklyn I was chasing a mother fucker around a Construction site with a shovel trying to kill him. That’s when I decided fuck NYC it was right before Covid which the communist like rules just sealed the deal for me to never cross the GW bridge ever again. I said I would never go to NYC ever again, not even for a wedding or a funeral and so far I’ve held to my word.

Btw I loved the 1 hour hard stop! Being that I listen on 2.0 speed I only had to wear my AirPods for 1/2 an hour this morning. Namaste 🙏

I’m an American and I’m spiritual and badass! You Brits are just whiny cunts! Just kidding Max. Your kind of badass too, the way you talk about kicking men in the balls. 🤣 🇺🇸🟰🥇🇬🇧🟰💩

16 hour drive is dedication! Only a badass American would do that! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

#40HPW

Thank you gentlemen

Enyoyed the mycology segment, wouldn't say no to more og that! <3

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V4V Thank you sir

I work outside in the freezing cold and come home and workout and eat healthy! No excuses mother fuckers! No pussy shit!

Max you better fall back on Jordan. Only a cunty Brit would say they would kick another man in the nuts. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I may just break my strict fuck NYC rule to come see Jon at Pubkey. That’s right bad ass Americans!!!! LFG!!!!!! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I’m a fucking retard I’ve figured out how to use Nostr. Yous twos will get eventually 🤣🤣🤣

Wicked song at the end! Whats it called?

Outro was dope again 🤣

Yo DM me on NOSTR when ya’ll are coming to NYC. I HATE NYC, but I definitely would come out that way to kick it with y’all!

First small boost was a pre listen boost. Had to boost again! What a fucking bangor of an episode!!!! LFG!!! Btw I love the new podcast with AVERAGE_GARY! LFG!!!!

Thank you gentlemen

Glad I got to hear you 2 cunts before I headed out to celebrate Xmas! Merry Xmas you ungovernable mother fuckers! But don’t forget…….🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🟰🥇✊🔫💪🍄🍻🫡

Fucking intro to as way too long bruh! Fucking Brits! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Merry Christmas you bloody British cunts! 🇺🇸🟰🥇 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

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LFG!!!!!! USA USA USA 🇺🇸 🤣

V4V #40HPW 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

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Stay humble & stack sats

Anyone who is still using Swann after the last year or 2 is absolutely insane!

Happy Turkey day 🦃

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Going to France for Christmas is gay as fuck! I always knew I was so connected to Home Alone, because I’m a bitcoin and a family full of shitcoiners!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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LFG!!!!!!!!! 40hrs plus!!!!!

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Mother fuckers who mutilate themselves are weird as fuck and obviously have mental health problems! I mean I’ve had anxiety and depression before, but I would rather get fucked up or knock somebody out who’s a wise ass than mutilate my own body lmao!🤣I mean now I would just use plant medicine and meditate, but either way they are definitely mentally unhealthy.

I am now currently following and listening to 4 podcasts with @npub12eml5kmtr…! Does that make me a podcast junkie or a @npub12eml5kmtr… fanboy?! 🤔

You bloody fucking cunts! 🤣 That was for saying there was no negative comments from last show!

I completely disagree with the take on NOSTR 🤦‍♂️

Thank you gentlemen #40HPW

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On my drive into work, as I listen all I hear is….. “blah blah blah, we’re British and we are gay, blah blah blah.” Only 2 Brits would be arguing over what’s more gay running or swimming! How bout shut up and workout bitch! Fucking Brits! 🇺🇸🟰☝️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

#40HPW

Dammit, my name when read out loud sounds like shitty token >.<

LFG!!!! 🚀🌕

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Gay

This is in my humble opinion, one of the most underrated podcasts out there! The Staying Free Podcast is a must follow!

V4V Thank you 🙏 🫡

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Marty sound board addition is hilarious! 🤣

Merry Christmas gentlemen. Stay humble & stack sats.

LFG!!!!!!!!

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Coldcard is shitty UX.

Stay humble & stack sats….. then zap sats! LFG!!!!

Bullish af! LFG!!!!

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“STAY HUMBLE & STACK SATS”, great advice

Thank you gentlemen

I better up my game to make next year’s list of top boosters!

Always love hearing from @npub160t5zfxal… 🍻

Back in the day I used to only cut coke with vitamins to make it healthier 🤪

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Clasy guests

Just an fyi….. I’m considering boycotting all future episodes that have no American representation…. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

#40HPW

Thank you sir

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