Selection Autopsy | Bugle Weekly Episode 34

Fuck Cumpiss!! Ocean has won me back over, they have made good on the 2 main promises Mechanic promised me early on, Coinbase payouts and my own node constructing blocks yet still mining with everyone.

I fucking love you two!! Fucking hilarious. More Asian scammer chick voices for boosts or my fat fucking voice or the gay voice. Great show and we give credit where credit is due but will also be the first to call you out and hold you accountable. We must do what we feel is best for Bitcoin always! Remember Bitcoin doesn’t give a fuck about anything or anyone lmfao

LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍻💯🍄🚀🔫💪💪💪✊✊✊👊👊👊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🚬🚬🚬🖕🖕🖕🖕

Max when you say chocolate eclair in your British accent you sound super gay! 🤷‍♂️ I’m just saying

Stop drop and boost mofo’s! I’m Ungovernable mofo! LFG! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🍄🍄🍄🍄

Bloods 💯 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

I randomly listened to a Simply Bitcoin episode a week or 2 ago and was so disgusted when I heard them doing their Compass plug that I will NEVER EVER listen to it again!

I love listening to you 2 fools! Always informative with much laughter throughout. As always the show is much better with an all American badass like Jon! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍻🍄💯💪✊👊🔫🫡🚬🚀🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿&🇬🇧🟰💩🖕

“Drink driving” Max you fuck it “drunk driving “ it’s cigarettes not fags! Fucking British slang! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿&🇬🇧🟰💩

This is a preemptive Xmas/New Year’s boost because I’m moving between now and then. So incase I’m too busy to boost happy holidays!

LMFAO you fucking cunts have the best pod out there! Govern me harder daddy! Fucking compliant cuck fest everywhere I go but we must be tolerant of their naive ways, Bitcoin will get everyone and everything IT IS THE APEX PREDATOR! They don’t like us and we don’t like them but we will coexist for the greater good of humanity.

Stop drop and boost mofo’s!

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When I was younger I was in 2 high speed chases. I got away from the 2 without getting popped. Would never happen now a days with the tech these cunt pigs have. But it all caught to me anyway with the state prison bid for cocaine distribution. Bouyaka Bouyaka 💪💪💪🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸🟰🥇 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Bloody hell Max you faggy cunt(in faggy British voice). Jon salute sir🫡🇺🇸🟰🥇💪🔫🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🦃🍗 And fuck those compass cunts Max!!!!!

When I first discovered podcasts. No Agenda with Adam and John were my favorite. Then Rabbit Hole Recap with Odell and Uncle Marty took the top spot. But over the last year or 2 yous twos have by far been my favorite and I don’t think anyone could compete with yous twos! 🇺🇸🟰🥇 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I’m contemplating not using the England equals poop emoji anymore. It’s all in fun but sometimes I must admit I feel bad. England has provided the world with one of my favorite pastimes, SOCCER hooliganism! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪

Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍗🦃🍻🍄💪🔫🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

As always great show homies. I’ll always be a fucking pioneer pleb

Stoked for Lake Satoshi

Become Ungovernable mother fuckers! 🫡💪🍄

I absolutely fucking hate sports ball small talk! It’s such a phony way to go through life, not for me!

I can barely get out of bed most mornings I’m in so much pain, and have very little time inbetween demolishing buildings or jack hammering to hit the gym…… But I force myself to…. Because we are warriors @npub1luwkteu2e… , so stop being a pussy and start working out!

Max join us miners you fucking cuck!!! I better see you in London in 5 days!!!

Introduced the Italians in Finland to the best pod out there! Mine that fractal shitcoin Jon. Fuck those cucks, Via hiring chicks to message everyday saying they’ll fuck for the hash lmfao great show fellas I think Max’s voice is a bit cheeky. Read this for the Italians, Dominico told me to say something positive about yall, fags! Lmfao Love yall Max WeAllEat

I need more of these episodes in my life lmfao!🤣A Brit and an a Patriot make for some funny content bruh! LFG!!! Bouyaka bouyaka bouyaka 🍻🍄👊💪🇺🇸🔫🚀💯🫡

Loved the shitting on Swann and Compass lmfao!🤣

Stop drop and boost you UNGOVERNABLE MOFOS!!!!!

🇺🇸 = 💪 🇬🇧& 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿= 💩

I used to love banging Puerto Rican and Dominican woman and having them moaning “aye popi”

Loved the punk intro song!!!!!!!!!!! LFG you mother fucking UNGOVERNABLE MOFOS!!!!!!

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Can’t wait for next year. Y’all better keep crushing it and never get jaded. Much love and thank you to Mike, his guys that cook and do so much, PF and the whole MI crew for the special place in the mitten.

Need a permanent ask bubba segment

I want a job earning sats to dig and fill holes!🤣😜🍄💪 🇺🇸 🟰 🥇

@npub1luwkteu2e… your daughter is an OG!!! Well done on raising a true G!

Thank you gentlemen

Love you cunts

LFG!!!! Stop, drop, and boost! I do pull-ups, weights, run, all types of cardio and even yoga! And I meditate and if anyone got something say about that we can knuckle up on my construction site in Dirty Jersey! Bouyaka Bouyaka

Max don’t be a bitch! I’m always on my David Goggins! Like my idol Mr Goggins I’ve worked out with ligament damage and fractured bones! Do I regret these things? Absolutely not! Am I in constant pain, doing construction with unhealed, lingering injuries and arthritis throughout my body? Yes! Do I cry like a bitch? Hello no! No cry baby bitch shit Max! Man up homie! What would you do, if you were about to get jumped in the prison yard?! Would you curl up like a baby get beaten without fighting back? Man up soldier! LFG! Come out to Dirty Jersey and workout with Piez!

This boost is for Jon and WeAllEat, thank you for your service gentlemen.

Ya’ll 2 make me laugh every week! I think yous twos should do a daily comedy hour skit 😂

I always though Max was short for Maxine, is it not?!?!?!

Yooooo!!!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🚀🌕🍻💪🍄🇺🇸🟰☝️ 🇬🇧& 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Appreciate it cunts.

Yo da JayKae outro is my favorite joint son!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka bbbbbrrrrrrrrrraaaattt!!!🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪💪💪👊👊👊👊✊✊✊🫡🫡🫡🫡🍄🍄🍄🍄🍻🍻🍻🚬🚬🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🥇🥇🥇🥇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪💪💪💪

Of course you 2 British cunts can’t answer a mining question. Only a true blooded American can answer that. The illest bruh east of the Mississippi motherfuckers! Pennsyltucky’s finest! You knowwww!!!! 🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪💪✊✊🫡🫡🫡🖕🖕🖕👊👊🍻🍄🚬🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸=🥇. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿&🇬🇧=💩

Excellent rant my bruh! 🍻🍄🚬💪👊✊🔫🫡🖕🥇

Jaykae is dope as fuck bruh! I appreciate the compliment of how knowledgeable on underground Grime I know. Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍻🍄🖕💪👊✊🔫🚬🫡🇺🇸=🥇. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿&🇬🇧=💩

Fuck a gym, nature is the gym. Y’all need to get on your Rocky shit! Pull-ups pushups or garage for me. I haven’t been to a gym since I was about to smash 2 off duty wise ass cops with a dumbbell because they thought their badge meant they couldn’t get got! That was like 10 years ago. Find a strong tree branch and do pull-ups to get some wear and tear on your soft British hands haha!

Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍻🍄🖕💪🔫🫡

Gonna lay low for awhile, thank you gentlemen. Y’all be safe out there. #40HPW

Proud to be apart of your v4v network fellas

Jon the song you were singing about opposites attract was super gay

V4V #40HPW

Leave my man Jordan alone he’s a fucking hustler.

I’m absolutely appalled by the fact that yous twos didn’t know that B.I.B.L.E. was a Gza song from the Wu-Tang Clan motherfuckers!

Yo Jon why you talking shit on Jersey Italians my man?!?? I purposely mispronounce my own name b acuse I can!

lyn alden is hot

Great conversation!

Thank you gentlemen, hopefully someday I’ll be able to utilize some of these tools

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Yo why didn’t compute north spend some money at hash sluttes!?!? Miners do like to party though lmfao. Can’t hate the player gotta hate the game. Nah fuck that I love the game.

Loved the outro song! 🤘

New Jersey is the only Jersey that matters! Fuck that faggy British island! We survive on land of toxic sewage, way harder than those cunty Brit’s!

I would be honored to have myself and a few of my goons run security for yous twos! I can spot a trouble maker from a mile away! Bro I used to move hella coke at strips clubs back in the day! That was my bread and butter! I paid the price for my crimes, when I did my prison bid from getting popped at one! I even was given an apartment above one by the owner so I could have threesomes with strippers because I was the house dealer there! I been waiting for an opportunity to quite my Union gig! Don’t be playing with my emotions! My only request is that I can hire my best childhood friend when he gets out of prison in 2 or 3 years and that I’m paid in Bitcoin! LFG!!!!!

A lot of good old school Italian spots in NJ/NY closed their doors since the lockdowns. But I would love to smoke a blunt and hit some good food spots in the Dirty Jersey with yous 2 cunts! An American bad ass and an English hooligan fine dinning with psycho Jersey kid, throw a few beers and blunts in the mix and what could possibly go wrong?! 🤣

Good morning you wild mother fucking Ungovernable Misfits! LFG!!!!! 🍻🍄💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

killer outro

Outro was dope again 🤣

Yo DM me on NOSTR when ya’ll are coming to NYC. I HATE NYC, but I definitely would come out that way to kick it with y’all!

First small boost was a pre listen boost. Had to boost again! What a fucking bangor of an episode!!!! LFG!!! Btw I love the new podcast with AVERAGE_GARY! LFG!!!!

Thank you gentlemen

Fundamentals can’t resist the chance to name drop Allen Farrington. “Allen Farrington goes to my Bitcoin meetup” 😂

I would pay good money to watch Fundamentals punch a mother fucker in the face for mistaking him for Pete the cunt Mcormack! 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2 of my favorite motherfucking podcasters on the same episode!!!!! LFG!!!!! 🍻🍻🍻🍄🍄🍄🍄🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💪💪💪💪💪💪🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡🫡🫡🥇🥇👊👊👊✊✊🥇🥇🥇🥇

Love the Cake wallet album art bruh! 🍻🍄🔫🚀💪✊👊🇺🇸🟰🥇&☝️🫡 🇬🇧&🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🖕💯

🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 LFG!!!!!!!!!!

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Bloody fucking hell mate! 🇺🇸 🔫💪oorah. I’m an Arsenal fan, but besides the Arsenal, The Beatles, & grime music everything British is shit mate! 💩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧💩

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Back in the day I used to only cut coke with vitamins to make it healthier 🤪

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#40HPW🎧

Had to be done

I did hella dirt when I was younger. Been incarcerated amoungst some of the most unsavory humans you’ll ever see. With that said I’ve honed my skills on reading people’s character pretty well. I have felt that Saylor is a wolf in sheep’s clothing since day 1. Glad to hear y’all speak the truths that many are scared to speak. ✌️ & ❤️

Yooooo 🍻🍻🍻🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪🫡🫡🫡!!! LFG!!!!

Bitcoin podcasters don’t make plans to “get together” with normies 🤝

If I could workout live with a bunch of psycho plebes like myself, I 💯 would do that! Live stream workout after breaking my back all day doing construction sounds amazing to me! 🤣 I’m a gluten for punishment! 🤦‍♂️

Live workout stream!!!! LFG!!!!!!!!!!

V4V🍄💪 2 of my favorite mother fucking podcasters collaborating! LFG!!!!

Piez = 40HPW GOAT

Just heard the roast lmao!🤣 Thank you gentlemen for your kind words! Namaste 🙏

V4V #40HPW

#40HPW🎧

🇺🇸🟰🥇🇬🇧& 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

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new frontiers = entropy

You bloody fucking cunts! 🤣 That was for saying there was no negative comments from last show!

I completely disagree with the take on NOSTR 🤦‍♂️

Thank you gentlemen #40HPW

Gonna lay low for awhile, thank you gentlemen. Ya’ll be safe out there. #40HPW

V4V #40HPW

My dedication to journalism is such that I bravely endured Avi’s scathing roast to raise awareness for the threat of PODCONF #40GMW #40HPW🎧

Lmfao great fat fuck reading Jon. Great fucking show. I love you fellas and all the fucking mining plebs. Our time has come for us to rule our worlds. Hashslutte came with me to London, what an amazing classy lady she is. Thanks for bringing us together PMM. Y’all will be invited to the wedding. Keep grinding! We fucking win!

Loved the ODB outro! Yeah baby I like it RAW!!!!

Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍻🍄🫡💪🤘🔫🚀🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿& 🇬🇧🟰💩

absolutely. we need to pitch in to stream sats to credentialed lifeguards at lake satoshi next year. if your kids drown while you’re distracted by podcasts, that’s terrible UX. we can do better

Banger song

Yo yo yo 🫡🍄💪

Maxi Madness & #40HPW..what more can you ask for!?

I feel like years from now, it will be revealed that there was some kind of shitcoiner fuckery going on with the voting of Maxi Madness! If @npub1rtlqca8r6… and @npub1d3f4m9dgv… are not in the final…. I believe the fix was in. On what planet would @Michael_Saylor⚡️ @npub1wg8a8e2gc… defeat @npub1qny3tkh0a… ?!?!

Bouyaka Bouyaka!!!!! LFG!!!!! #40HPW 💪🫡🍄

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I do preemptive boosts all the time 🤣. That’s why I end up doing multiple boosts many times because something comes up in an episode that triggers a comment. So here’s another one for that topic.🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

V4V #40HPW

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Bro I been sick for about a month. 2 weeks all the same symptoms you described. Then got better, then the same symptoms replicated themselves just not as strong. 100% a fucking bio weapon these fucking lizard cunts released on us! The same feeling I had with Covid, like a flu that got hacked by a fucking alien entity.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year

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In my home state, the sewage dump that is New Jersey. Anyone who believes these drones belong to any country besides our own is on fucking crack, probably has 20 covid vaccine boosts, and probably has pink hair and voted for Kamala.

Yoooooo 🍻🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄LFG!💪💪💪✊

Important conversation. Sometimes it gets heated. that’s how you know your getting close to a gravity well

Same here I’m fucking extremely angry at boomers I love the boomers in my family, but I even think they’re fucking retards. Fuck the boomers! LFG!!!!! 🫡🫡🫡💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄

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glad i could 69 with you boys no homo

@Rod_Palmer_📯_Bugle_News_#40HPW🎧 @Rod Palmer always bring the 🔥💪💪💪🤣

I bought the book using ecash on Zeus.🫡💪LFG!

We must not become jaded. Love you cunts

I work outside in the freezing cold and come home and workout and eat healthy! No excuses mother fuckers! No pussy shit!

Max you better fall back on Jordan. Only a cunty Brit would say they would kick another man in the nuts. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I may just break my strict fuck NYC rule to come see Jon at Pubkey. That’s right bad ass Americans!!!! LFG!!!!!! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I’m a fucking retard I’ve figured out how to use Nostr. Yous twos will get eventually 🤣🤣🤣

Yup yup yup good one. Deep shit and I love it lmfao. Buy a fucking 2cd mic cunt

I just got to the point when Max’s dog shit in the room!!! Lmfao!!!!🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 That may go down as my favorite moment of any podcast ever!!!! Hahahahaha 🐕 💩 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I had the same experiences with drugs over the years. The most extraordinary was the bouncing around of energy particles of different living beings. My life was never the same after some of these experiences, they revealed so much to me. I don’t use them anymore other than micro dosing but when I was heavy into tripping on Ketamine and Acid and mushrooms, it opened up my third eye to many different things! The positive and the negative energies of the universe can be revealed to us when we open different pathways of the brain. 🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thank you gentlemen excellent episode