Fixing The CIA's Incentives With Frank Corva | Behind The Podcast Episode 9

Love you guys! Glad to hear Jordan on an episode and giving respect to Chester! Good work to y'all three with some LinkinParkPuns! Jordan also teased something about me and then Jon forgot all about me 😭 Also if you ever need someone retarded to talk about civil engineering or really just drainage or really just autocad or really just fucking zoning and site design bullshit then I'm your guy! Also Jordans split on this show should have been more unless that was AIJ? I thought the ending had an error then realized this was only part 1. Are y'all reading boosts in part 2 from part 1!? If so then peepeepoopoo.

Red coat this dick mother fucker!!!! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫

I always give Max hella shit, but it’s outta love my bro! Yeah that’s super gay, but I’m an autistic retard just like you Max!🍻🍻🍻🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡

I had the most boots of 2024!!!! LFG!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄

Oh Jordan is a bad ass North American, my Canadian brother! Beautiful as long as your not a gay British cunt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jordan is in the mother fucking building!! I knew Jordan was another bad ass American!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🟰🥇🔫🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪💪

Max stop being so gay for Jon, It’s just so British of you

Forgot to change the amount in my last boost. What can I say I’m just a fucking retarded construction guy from Dirty Jersey who’s aim isn’t good enough to shoot a drone out the sky!

The greatest intro song of any fucking podcast on fucking planet Earth let’s fucking go motherfuckers!!!! Merry Christmas and happy new year, bad ass American and British Cunt! Just kidding love you too motherfuckers let’s fucking go!🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫✊✊✊🍻🍻🍻💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

Dammit back again for another boost. Feel compelled to chime in that Bass Load does give good hugs! And then Fundamentals was very jealous so I went for a full bear hug for him after he complained. Not sure if he wanted the full bear hug but he got it from my fat ass! (I had to stop half way through typing this boost to laugh at this fucking Avaron ad read!)

Back to boost again just because of that Hash Sluts commercial!

Sorry, but I bought Otis’ coffee and then we ground it up in an Amazon Basics grinder. Put it in a reusable K-Cup and still enjoyed it! It's so good! “Don’t let perfection be the enemy of good” Max! I was just about to send 25k sats and the Dary called me a dumbass 🤣 so I cut it down to 10k 🖕

Loved the outro song! 🤘

New Jersey is the only Jersey that matters! Fuck that faggy British island! We survive on land of toxic sewage, way harder than those cunty Brit’s!

I would be honored to have myself and a few of my goons run security for yous twos! I can spot a trouble maker from a mile away! Bro I used to move hella coke at strips clubs back in the day! That was my bread and butter! I paid the price for my crimes, when I did my prison bid from getting popped at one! I even was given an apartment above one by the owner so I could have threesomes with strippers because I was the house dealer there! I been waiting for an opportunity to quite my Union gig! Don’t be playing with my emotions! My only request is that I can hire my best childhood friend when he gets out of prison in 2 or 3 years and that I’m paid in Bitcoin! LFG!!!!!

A lot of good old school Italian spots in NJ/NY closed their doors since the lockdowns. But I would love to smoke a blunt and hit some good food spots in the Dirty Jersey with yous 2 cunts! An American bad ass and an English hooligan fine dinning with psycho Jersey kid, throw a few beers and blunts in the mix and what could possibly go wrong?! 🤣

Good morning you wild mother fucking Ungovernable Misfits! LFG!!!!! 🍻🍄💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Gravel-voice Max > AI Max

This all sounds very cool, but I’m so retarded I been lost half the episode 🤪

Yo this actually sounds very cool. Looking forward to checking it out!

Very boring without Jon. Max sounds like he choking on a cigarette or a cock or something. Q&A is always good to hear from but I’m falling asleep 10 minutes in. What are you guys trying to like Bitcoin.Review a sleeping pill podcast??!!

I’m glad yous 2 Brits got an American badass to fill in since the OG American badass Jon isn’t on. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Max you sound sick as fuck. Raspy as hell like you smoke a pack a day or something 🤣

Ai Max is gay as fuck bruh!

Yooooo!!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍄🍄🍄🍻🍻🍻💪💪💪🚬🚬🚬🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕

Gonna lay low for awhile, thank you gentlemen. Y’all be safe out there. #40HPW

Jon the song you were singing about opposites attract was super gay

V4V #40HPW

Leave my man Jordan alone he’s a fucking hustler.

I’m absolutely appalled by the fact that yous twos didn’t know that B.I.B.L.E. was a Gza song from the Wu-Tang Clan motherfuckers!

Yo Jon why you talking shit on Jersey Italians my man?!?? I purposely mispronounce my own name b acuse I can!

Jon/Americans: Suppressing fagginess to save manliness Max/UK: “Open up” your buttholes Also Max: “i liked that bit” when SoulExporter spoke about his ass cheek

Maybe I’ll make it out to pubkey someday. Most of my free time is spent smoking blunts and working out. Last time I was in Brooklyn I was chasing a mother fucker around a Construction site with a shovel trying to kill him. That’s when I decided fuck NYC it was right before Covid which the communist like rules just sealed the deal for me to never cross the GW bridge ever again. I said I would never go to NYC ever again, not even for a wedding or a funeral and so far I’ve held to my word.

Btw I loved the 1 hour hard stop! Being that I listen on 2.0 speed I only had to wear my AirPods for 1/2 an hour this morning. Namaste 🙏

I’m an American and I’m spiritual and badass! You Brits are just whiny cunts! Just kidding Max. Your kind of badass too, the way you talk about kicking men in the balls. 🤣 🇺🇸🟰🥇🇬🇧🟰💩

16 hour drive is dedication! Only a badass American would do that! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

#40HPW

Thank you gentlemen

Barnminer needs to make hotter jerky. The mild is a waste of time. Max, wtf is jout fraisi!?! Oh ...... After multiple attempts to google it I see it's Jalfrezi... never heard of her.

Glad I got to hear you 2 cunts before I headed out to celebrate Xmas! Merry Xmas you ungovernable mother fuckers! But don’t forget…….🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🟰🥇✊🔫💪🍄🍻🫡

Fucking intro to as way too long bruh! Fucking Brits! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Merry Christmas you bloody British cunts! 🇺🇸🟰🥇 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I had to pause the pod after you mentioned jumping into a pool with a cold beer. I had to actually go do that! But then seriously considered my role here after listening to pleb miner in the wild (Jon, I hope to find a moment to send you a video reply soon). Keep up the good work gents!

Jon's mid-boost-read burp cracked me up. Just completely not expecting it and then buuurrrp 🤣

sssshhhheduled. Rugby. Stones. I can tell Max is harkoning back to his UK home world and having too few chats with Jon. I didn't even here a “zee" on this episode! 😔

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I know Max admitted to slamming sausages in his face all day but I actually invented “gaysian" back in highschool to rip on one of my friends! Too bad I didn't buy Bitcoin then though...

Another request… more of Jordan in 2025, love hearing from that Ungovernable mother fucker!!!!!

One request for you cunts in 2025…. Get the group chats off fucking Telegram and on Signal or SimpleX so I can get all that good good sovereign individual info bruh!!!!🔫🔫🔫🚀🚀🚀🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄✊✊✊

Max loves sausages in his mouth!!!!👄🌭

For 2025 my New Year’s resolution is going to be….. to try to be nicer to Max and all of our English brethren! I shouldn’t hold the fact that Pete the cunt is one of you or they you all sound the same against you!🤣🤣🤣🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕✊✊✊🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🍻🍻🍻🍄🍄🍄

Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪Stop drop and boost mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!! 🍻🍻🍻🍄🍄🍄🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕✊✊✊🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

The ant pool family song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

I don’t what’s more hilarious Jon’s impressions-Lester Sinclair, subway guy, or the Asian guy?!?!?!🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cheers to another month of teaching me colloquial terms for if I ever visit the UK. If I need to go to the landfill then now I know to ask for just “the tip." Thanks Max and Q! 🫶

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

It was such a pleasure to meet you and your family, Jon! I was honored to give you and so many others a hug! Max, I’m not sure what to say other than you better fucking be there next year... If I have to buy you a plane ticket then so be it. How much are flights from Antarctica anyway? Thank you to everyone at Lake Satoshi - thank you especially to Mike and PF for all their efforts, I hope to actually meet them next year. One of my favorite conversations was with a lady who has known Mike for 20 something years and talks about how this type of event is just a normal Saturday for their friends and family. Not only is the PMM and Meshtadel my type of people but these Michiganders are my type of people too! - my kids will be talking about this their entire lives and are already so excited to go next year! I will do my best to arrive earlier than 1 o’clock in the morning next time!

I want a job earning sats to dig and fill holes!🤣😜🍄💪 🇺🇸 🟰 🥇

@npub1luwkteu2e… your daughter is an OG!!! Well done on raising a true G!

Thank you gentlemen

I forgot to boost

I recently started to re-embrace English football and my beloved Arsenal for the first time since Covid. I had completely stopped watching because of what cunts all pro sports organizations were regarding Covid and vaccines. But yous twos disrespect of @npub16djxdyd6t… has me questioning myself. An American badass like our boy @npub1luwkteu2e… would never disrespect such a hard working man like Jordan. Fucking Brits!!!🖕🖕🖕🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸➕🇨🇦🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

@npub16djxdyd6t… is the fucking man, basically foundation of the show! You 2 brutish cunts better show that man some respect! 🖕🖕🖕🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸➕🇨🇦🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩 I was done with the England equals poop emojis. But this one was for @npub16djxdyd6t…!

Yoooo what’s wrong with eating crayons?!?! That’s how I get my daily fruits and vitamins!

I used to drink a lot years ago. Then I was sober for a while and not sleeping much, so then I started smoking a ton of weed. But recently I cut down a lot to try to save my lungs 😂. There’s nothing wrong with munchies, you just need to stock up on healthy snacks like beef jerky, trail mix and fruits. Weed and 🍄are the key to sanity and prosperity of the soul!

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Jon if I promise not to comment on what a “zine" can I PLEASE join your Star Wars nerd club!?

I work outside in the freezing cold and come home and workout and eat healthy! No excuses mother fuckers! No pussy shit!

Max you better fall back on Jordan. Only a cunty Brit would say they would kick another man in the nuts. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I may just break my strict fuck NYC rule to come see Jon at Pubkey. That’s right bad ass Americans!!!! LFG!!!!!! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I’m a fucking retard I’ve figured out how to use Nostr. Yous twos will get eventually 🤣🤣🤣

“Woo Girls” are hilarious... I love pointing out “Oh the woo girls are here” and someone in my group will ask me what that means? Then the other group says “WOOOOOOOO” and I just point ---> see, “woo” girls! Also, you are right, you shouldn’t tell me you’d read anything... Gettysburg address 🤣 I’m gonna get drunk and boost asking Jon to read War and Peace or Mandibles or Human Action

LFG!!!! @npub1luwkteu2e… doing pushups live on air!!! 💪💪💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

I agree with you Max on how many men are cunts when talking about their lady’s when with other guys. I would never disrespect my wife by doing that.💪💪💪

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Follow up boost since last time I used “Dary” to refer to Jon there was some confusion... In Letterkenny there is a character named Daryl and they call him Dary. And a while back Jon said something about his parents almost naming him Daryl? Hell, now i can’t remember but yeah, that’s the over-explanation and here’s some more sats... Cunt(s)

Matt and Dary! My favorite podcasters! I really should have hired Travis Bickle to help plumb my pool heater. Maybe I could have saved a few ASICs and a few thousand cuck bucks. I just realized Travis name is Travis BiTckle - clever! Remote automated drones activating when people are nearby......? great.... There is a Black Mirror episode about this - it’s terrifying... (Metalhead Black Mirror: Season 4, Episode 5)

Become Ungovernable mother fuckers! 🫡💪🍄

I absolutely fucking hate sports ball small talk! It’s such a phony way to go through life, not for me!

I can barely get out of bed most mornings I’m in so much pain, and have very little time inbetween demolishing buildings or jack hammering to hit the gym…… But I force myself to…. Because we are warriors @npub1luwkteu2e… , so stop being a pussy and start working out!

Keep up the good work fellas!

On my drive into work, as I listen all I hear is….. “blah blah blah, we’re British and we are gay, blah blah blah.” Only 2 Brits would be arguing over what’s more gay running or swimming! How bout shut up and workout bitch! Fucking Brits! 🇺🇸🟰☝️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

#40HPW

Should have named the last episode “Cash for Clankers” - I honestly thought the title was “Clunkers” until y’all switched to robotism... Anyway, man, I have so many stories about buying or selling cars! Dealerships are the worst! We just dealt with one and it was quite a situation! This poor kid sold his first car to me and I took him on a rollercoaster of emotions!

@npub15604np6cc… Is good people’s! 💪💪💪💪💪

I hate buying car at car dealerships. I usually want to fist fight everyone in there so it’s actually a test of my strength to hold back 🤪

Enjoying this conversation. Thank you gentlemen.

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“The world’s most private privacy token” - is that what he says in the intro? “token” --- Also, that sounds like Jeff Goldblum - is that Jeff Goldblum!? “Monero... uh..... finds a way”

You bloody fucking cunts! 🤣 That was for saying there was no negative comments from last show!

I completely disagree with the take on NOSTR 🤦‍♂️

Thank you gentlemen #40HPW

When y’all started the second part of this show the audio on top of other audio is the funniest shit I've heard I've heard in a while. A live troll combined with a recording for some next level meta BS..... But 🤯 are you trying to overstimulate all your listeners with ADHD, autism, and we LARP-multitaskers??!? I think I tried to listen to both streams at the same time and my eyes were bouncing like I was in REM sleep! Might have had a seizure and I was only listening at 1X. Did those two streams double my time logged towards my 40HPW?! I hope you make a surprise appearance at Lake Satoshi 👀 🙏

Aw Max, my man, you aren't fucking stupid. You are like my British spirit animal. The UK non-FFC version of me who is also retarded and keeps telling people how much of an idiot and asshole you are and they keep nudging my shoulder like “aw don't say that! You are so smart and so nice!" And I just immediately think of the GIF I wish I could show them to explain how I actually feel ....

Yo yo yo 🫡🫡🫡🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

#freesamourai

Fuck off you British cunt fags! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩 🤣 jk, y’all know I got nothing love for you cunts! You brought the world my favorite sport….. Hooliganism!

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🐤🌸🌈 keep up the good work boys!

LFG!!!!!! USA USA USA 🇺🇸 🤣

V4V #40HPW 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I appreciate listening to a podcast where I’ve given all three of y’all a hug! Keep up the good work gentlemen! Lol, Otis was the GIF of the guy who sees something, makes a face like “this might as well happen” and then unzip! 🤣

Last episode is the first I boosted and y'all can't get the boostes to work!? Lol WTF

The white Eddie Murphy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@npub1luwkteu2e… Yoooo!!!!🫡🍄💪

Love the intro song!!!! 🤣🪩🕺

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Did I really forget to boost last episode? I'm such a dick.... Free Samourai

Just for reminiscing, throw back…… 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Thank you gentlemen

I'm not sure how to ask this question but you two Brits are the closest I am to anyone in the UK... Can you tell where Danny Knowles is from just from his accent? I haven't heard Peter's "ok, that's fine" on this show in a while but the new WBD has Danny saying "um" a lot but it sounds more like "eerrrrrm" when he says it. Anyway, just curious. Please continue with actually important things after my bullshit question.

Just an fyi….. I’m considering boycotting all future episodes that have no American representation…. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

#40HPW

Listening to this now and realizing that I completely missed number 70. ... can confirm Fountain chapters don't work for shit. I was scrolling through the boost section to listen again for my boost and it was all news info. Gonna go listen to 70 now! Keep up the good work gents and keep your chins held high! Pardon samurai!!!

20 years ago I took a plea deal for 4-8 years instead of risking the 10-20 years they wanted to give me. If I didn’t have kids I would of went to trial.

“Peas in the upper quadrant”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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#FreeSamourai

FREE SAMOURAI

Episodes like this remind me of how retarded I am

It was so great to meet all of y’all and to see Fundamentals again! Thanks for the books! Otis - Thanks for the coffee! BitcoinAcct - Thanks for tossing a bag of freeze dried skittles to me on the last day too! I had a few on the plane ride home and they are delicious! My kids finished all the rest of them! Really enjoyed meeting all y’all and enjoyed the discussions throughout the day and late into the night with Karl too! See y’all next year! Somehow I forgot to grab a bag of beans from Otis... I appreciated the cups for me and for my wife, the coffee was delicious and I appreciated the V4V - I hope y’all earned enough!

Yo yo yo 🫡🍄💪

“High Hash Rate podcast is my duty.” - M Oshins. Thank you Mike🫡 Dear Dan, I’m happily the 6th highest booster. This means “high hash rate podcast” has won.

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Now a message is required with all boosts!? Not just the sats!? Y'all are so needy! Didn't Max already tell us about his nasty cracked out feet?! Please don't make that one of the chapter art photos! Here’s some extra sats to ensure next month’s show is not “unsatisfactory” or “clunky” and to ensure the next show is “super poppy and funny and interesting.” Also I pulled up at the church and turned off my truck to hop out and pick up my child. Then I turn the truck back on and this episode just has Jon saying “NOW I GOTTA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!?" 🤦🤦🤦 Thankfully the windows were rolled up! 🤣🤣🤣

I almost got attacked by an osprey on a cell tower back when I a climber I threw a wrench at it and kept working

Merry Christmas gentlemen! Hope you enjoyed some time with your families! I can't wait to hear all the stories and see this "show" growing more next year! Happy new year!

On my way into work, which I should’ve taken it off for Christmas Eve. But I agreed to come in for a half day for a crane pick, which is absolutely ridiculous that they even scheduled this for Christmas Eve but whatever I didn’t feel like punching anyone in the mouth from the job site yesterday. I’m fumbling around with my banana in my coffee. My lunchbox is not unzipping and I’m thinking to myself what the flying fuck am I doing?!! and then I hear Max and John coming over my speakers and I get a sense of calm over myself. Thank you you 2 retard for being yourselves. I forgot how nice it is hearing two retards as retarded as I am speaking about bitcoin and life. I truly appreciate you 2 retards and Jordan too. Merry Christmas, you fucking bloody cunts!!!

Merry Xmas 🫡🍳🥩🍄💪

Wonderful story! Proud of you Jon and proud to have met you both through this wild last few years! Appreciate you both and everyone on your "team" at UM and everyone in the PMM! ♥️

Listening to this makes me want to invest in any venture @npub1luwkteu2e… is a part of!!!! LFG!!!! 🫡🍳🥩🍄💪

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