The Slop Tsunami | Bugle Weekly Episode 85

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Thank you, Max! #PARDONSAMOURAI Also I want to take a moment and point out that in exchange for horrible UI/UX.... Fountain app took a total of 5,000 sats from this donation to Bill's family. When TF did they start taking fees on top of the splits!?!!?!

Swepted up in the madness and stupidity. Nothing makes sense at all.

Barnminer needs to make hotter jerky. The mild is a waste of time. Max, wtf is jout fraisi!?! Oh ...... After multiple attempts to google it I see it's Jalfrezi... never heard of her.

Thank you for your precious time and energy ✨️ 💕 💖 💓 💗 💜 ✨️

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Big Dick pioneer. Good show Dan.

You aren’t zapping enough bitcoin podcasts either. #40zpw

Bitcoin Bugle pioneering into the world of British Bitcoin Podcasters (BBP) - Good work Mr. Greaser! #40HPW

I had to pause the pod after you mentioned jumping into a pool with a cold beer. I had to actually go do that! But then seriously considered my role here after listening to pleb miner in the wild (Jon, I hope to find a moment to send you a video reply soon). Keep up the good work gents!

Jon's mid-boost-read burp cracked me up. Just completely not expecting it and then buuurrrp 🤣

sssshhhheduled. Rugby. Stones. I can tell Max is harkoning back to his UK home world and having too few chats with Jon. I didn't even here a “zee" on this episode! 😔

Well I ain't much of a pleb miners, hell I ain't even a miner. But I am a great cheerleader, and sometimes I even wear the outfit when I'm feeling frisky. I love to hear about the real "you can just do things" and they are actually doing things. Beyond that while Max is in Montana being a dental floss tycoon, doing things.🤘🤠 As usual my morning was made. Not that it takes much to make my morning. Me and the dogs listening on the front porch. Waylon and Willie approve. Btw don't ride for hours in the desert without ample water. You'll see a horse in the desert with no name.

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I think the other Jon should read one! Or I can read one? Regardless, thank you for doing this! #PARDONSAMOURAI

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It was such a pleasure to meet you and your family, Jon! I was honored to give you and so many others a hug! Max, I’m not sure what to say other than you better fucking be there next year... If I have to buy you a plane ticket then so be it. How much are flights from Antarctica anyway? Thank you to everyone at Lake Satoshi - thank you especially to Mike and PF for all their efforts, I hope to actually meet them next year. One of my favorite conversations was with a lady who has known Mike for 20 something years and talks about how this type of event is just a normal Saturday for their friends and family. Not only is the PMM and Meshtadel my type of people but these Michiganders are my type of people too! - my kids will be talking about this their entire lives and are already so excited to go next year! I will do my best to arrive earlier than 1 o’clock in the morning next time!

Fuck I almost forgot the Dear Bubba moment. Jon you played the great straight man in our impromptu comedy dou

Great recap Jon. More thorough than mine of course. Max the goldwing is a 95, 30 years old it was $2800. Wish you were there ya fuckin cunt. Jon don't forget I took your youngest, crazy one on her first motorcycle ride. She loved it. Especially when I goosed the throttle and fishtailed it a bit.her scream of joy said it all. I will be at the lake every year. Probably gonna buy an old class c RV and drive again.this old man can't camp on the ground. Highlight of my cross country trip.

Work hard and quit acting like a bitch when no one trust you to do what you say

Man that article hit home with me. "The revolution can't find the tv" very well written. I wish I could do that but I like saying "fuck you faggots" way to much. As far as larping it seems to be a sport these days. And none of them are Larry Bird. I'm a selfish bastard, I only care about my family and friends the rest of this world can fuck off. Max you could listen to "two angry cunts". Never larp and sometimes funny. See y'all at the lake cold beer and smokes mostly for health purposes. "Too be a good patriot, you must become an enemy of humankind" Voltaire So be a bad patriot except to those close to you.

I certainly feel like a LARP most of the time. But generally speaking aren’t we all LARPing as a living creature in preparation for eternity? Either spend your time here trying to be a “good” person or maybe one day you answer for your sins before the Lord himself. I do really appreciate the comment about raising girls who won't need me one day. It's my biggest goal but my greatest fear. The thought of failure or success are both terrifying. Trying to enjoy time with my children while they are kids while also ALWAYS considering their future as an adult is a juxtaposition that I don’t think most humans fully understand. Cultivate that passion within them, protect that innocence, but also ensure they fully understand the world is ready to terminate all their hopes and dreams at any moment...

Chicken chow meow!

Merry Christmas gentlemen! Hope you enjoyed some time with your families! I can't wait to hear all the stories and see this "show" growing more next year! Happy new year!

Prepare to be unprepared it takes works. Like dressing trashy takes a lot of money. Act a fool as much as possible. It's refreshing. Eat drink and be merry. Merry Christmas to all you ungovernable retarded misfits. And go ahead and have a happy new year. Love almost everyone(some are undeserving) let them know. Smoke'em if ya got'em

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I should have boosted the last show with Zach but I guess this one is good enough. Thanks for your coverage on this and especially thanks Q and Zach for helping me on a Sunday! Y'all are one of a kind! Can't thank you enough!

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Happy New Years, cunts. 🫂🤙💜🧡🤙🫂

Love you guys! Glad to hear Jordan on an episode and giving respect to Chester! Good work to y'all three with some LinkinParkPuns! Jordan also teased something about me and then Jon forgot all about me 😭 Also if you ever need someone retarded to talk about civil engineering or really just drainage or really just autocad or really just fucking zoning and site design bullshit then I'm your guy! Also Jordans split on this show should have been more unless that was AIJ? I thought the ending had an error then realized this was only part 1. Are y'all reading boosts in part 2 from part 1!? If so then peepeepoopoo.

“i can't imagine a time without you”👀 man, this episode started out real gay... Speaking of gay, eBay doesn't keep listings that long. Even if you still had the account it only goes back a few years. aaaaand now we are back to “my trousers got pulled down!" 🤣 Jon, come and visit me and fix my pool heater 🙏 JK but seriously bring back PMM! The whole month one! I can give away some of my broken machines to really deter new plebs from mining! 👀“I really like old head" 👀 “that’s my kink”👀 ...... y’all are fucked! Can't wait for Part Duex 🤣

Wallow wallow wallow. The never ending saga of self without reflection. I hear chicks dig it. I never likedthe word pleb, too similar to pledge, like in a fraternity. And fraternities are good for one thing. Weekend parties with free beer. I was a legacy pledge my one glorious year college, and I still got kicked out, my older brother got me in and couldn't believe I didn't take it serious. Anyway I see Bitcoin and mining as the wild wild West. Instead of pioneer, let's be cowboys. Independent don't give a fuck do the job that needs to be done and grab the fair maidens. Yeah I think cowboys is better than pioneers. My 2 cents, that's what it's worth, and with inflation it's worth nothing. God damn shitty life and sentimental Kodak commercials still make me cry. Onward ho Christian soldiers

Pleb shame me harder Daddy

Put down the turkey and gobble up tix for the Sats By SW two-day V4V music event in Austin. Panel discussions directed towards onboarding musicians at Bitcoin Commons on December 15 and concert with Tunestr livestream featuring MC Adam Curry at Antone’s Nightclub on December 16. Info at www.satsbysw.com.

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Max’s American voice is hilarious. I guess we’re all gay over here... 🤣 Nice articles and readings by SoulEx, Charles, (and Jon) - I need to read Charles' article and send it to my wife. She's a social worker at the local government school but about to go into private practice. Before that she worked for the state and has placed many kids in foster care. So many times her opinion is ignored and the state gets what they want. The foster parents are pretty good in our area though. But there are MANY who sign up across the county only with the goal to abuse kids. It's incredibly hard to figure out which ones are the bad ones unless the kids come forward to a therapist or social worker. But my wife's time is spent dealing with bureaucratic BS rather than being able to actually help the kids.

I have done 2 spit takes with my coffee this morn and only 30min in. And the dogs are licking up the coffee and mucus. It's a beautiful day. Max you are such a a bully. In a very English sorta way. Which means we American say " what are you saying man". But good on ya. Jon that impression of the old man me regurgitating old man shit is so fucking funny. Sincerely Dear Bubba Btw.... Fight the gayness. It's so gay

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Gravel-voice Max > AI Max

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Follow up boost since last time I used “Dary” to refer to Jon there was some confusion... In Letterkenny there is a character named Daryl and they call him Dary. And a while back Jon said something about his parents almost naming him Daryl? Hell, now i can’t remember but yeah, that’s the over-explanation and here’s some more sats... Cunt(s)

Matt and Dary! My favorite podcasters! I really should have hired Travis Bickle to help plumb my pool heater. Maybe I could have saved a few ASICs and a few thousand cuck bucks. I just realized Travis name is Travis BiTckle - clever! Remote automated drones activating when people are nearby......? great.... There is a Black Mirror episode about this - it’s terrifying... (Metalhead Black Mirror: Season 4, Episode 5)

Ungovernable misfits with tits do exist

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It was so great to meet all of y’all and to see Fundamentals again! Thanks for the books! Otis - Thanks for the coffee! BitcoinAcct - Thanks for tossing a bag of freeze dried skittles to me on the last day too! I had a few on the plane ride home and they are delicious! My kids finished all the rest of them! Really enjoyed meeting all y’all and enjoyed the discussions throughout the day and late into the night with Karl too! See y’all next year! Somehow I forgot to grab a bag of beans from Otis... I appreciated the cups for me and for my wife, the coffee was delicious and I appreciated the V4V - I hope y’all earned enough!

Another great show in the books boys.lisyened while traversing the rocky mountains with a half cow on ice in the back. Got it from Jason Wrick at Wrick ranches in Crawford colorado. Paid in Bitcoin. So I think I did it right ? What a beautiful ranch in the mountains. Hey Jon since you're Max's dad if you want I'll be yours. So hey son get me a fucking beer I wanna tell ya something. Keep me in mind I'm available. And Max chickens are easy they eat anything. And if there is a slow day with eggs you can do what I do with ours. I whisper sweet as I can to them. Bitches I'm gonna like eating you. It works every time. Ok boys fuck off until next time.

I’m really looking forward to hearing Jon’s rendition of “I’ve Been Everywhere” for all the possible places where Max lives now. Jon, I retract my entry into the giveaway. I was looking for a clamp on multimeter not one of Max’s used strap-on multi-dildos Note: that was the best rooster impression I’ve ever heard. Really, spot on, mate... But I didn't have any carefully selected quotes for this boost. I'll be sure to provide citations next time I hear one! Thanks for making me laugh and also for providing signal through all this noise! Hope to see y'all at Lake Satoshi. I'll be the FFC.

Two @npub10uthwp4dd… epis in 5 days, and one IRL on Monday? I’ll zap to that. Pumped RHR and Nos Vegas are different nights this year 🤙

To be fair, Palantir’s commercial analytics software “Foundry” is ridiculously good.

Yo @npub1zswjq57t9… & @npub1qny3tkh0a… - How about a live @npub10atn74wcw… in Minneapolis for the next half year Fedimint check-in episode? 👀🥩🎸 npub13aq06fa4m97790xwz38f8j5fmenyhffc9gsm02rt6cm0vzlvsgdqlrnlpl

Just staring to listen. Hoping they cover how they view themselves versus Spark and Ark which comparatively seem to be taking off much faster.

Whose the fastest runner in Bitcoin? Will David Hudman win the next Bitcoin Race? He won the last 3. Predict the outcome on Predyx! Hope to see you at the next Sunset Circuit on Jax Beach Jan 11th. 400 meter race & kickball game Winner gets btc on a cold card Pre race pump up recorded by the Bitcoin Bugle guys Bring old clothes to trade or donate to the homeless

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Now a message is required with all boosts!? Not just the sats!? Y'all are so needy! Didn't Max already tell us about his nasty cracked out feet?! Please don't make that one of the chapter art photos! Here’s some extra sats to ensure next month’s show is not “unsatisfactory” or “clunky” and to ensure the next show is “super poppy and funny and interesting.” Also I pulled up at the church and turned off my truck to hop out and pick up my child. Then I turn the truck back on and this episode just has Jon saying “NOW I GOTTA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!?" 🤦🤦🤦 Thankfully the windows were rolled up! 🤣🤣🤣

Moisturize, you crusty cunt.

I didn’t even realize Marty went on the Tom Woods Show until this - just listened to that episode after this one and came back here to boost. Good work sir! Y’all are some of the only people I listen to nearly daily on podcasts that I’ve traveled to go meet in person at a live event! Cool to hear y’all get together together! Also met Odell in Nashville too and got a drunken invite to the Park for the next day. 👀 I was the fat guy with the mustache but didn’t get to actually talk to Odell the next day. I think he forgot 🤣. Was a bit surreal with the security at the park, Harry welcomed us in, and Senator Lummis walked past me with her security mean-mugging me... lol - my wife and I left and went to the conference and Marty stopped us in the crowd to talk again. I still remember that and still appreciate it! Wish I had given a T’KEE but it didn’t cross my mind... Matt, do you still have your button/pin which says “I don’t wear pins” - thanks for indulging me in this long ass boost. V4V - Stay humble and stack sats!

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Zap the feathers off these nostrich creators @npub19r9qrxmck… and @npub1nl8r463jk…

Joe is an old soul which in my eyes is why he writes the stories he does. Which puts him in the class of the greats. Isbell, petty, mellencamp. He is spot on about making NG it easier for most people. I am most people and if it weren't for joes music. I wouldn't be here. As an old(63) songwriter who did his time in Nashville back in the 80's. It is a different world. Back then we didn't need to worry about social media, we played bars we only get heard of the local radio had a show or people came out. Now the artist has to do all this other crap that takes up time. And that ain't creative time. All the choices of platform have also taken away that true shared community. Like you spoke of MJ. Thriller. Everything is so scattered it's like weeds in a field

I hate that this brain rot has gotten into my Bitcoin Podcasts! Max is taking notes so he can sound cool with his friends in the Shetlands!

Excuse me I gotta take a selfie for my male fag worship engagement. I never knew how simple it all really is. I really love you guys. But then I got nothing else to do. 67 bro's

Sorry I have a stutter. Or turrets. I think I found the downs Bro.

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Free Samourai! Free America... Y'all are incredible. Keep up the good circle jerk!

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🐤🌸🌈 keep up the good work boys!

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Thank you for publishing these for us to hear!

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I thought a “wanky watch" was when a brit sits down to watch a little porn!? 😬🤣😬 But in all seriousness,over the past few years I've toned down how much I talk to my friends about Bitcoin. I've realized that the risk is too high for what reward? That they buy Bitcoin? I realized it when someone new moved to the neighborhood and one of my good friends at a cookout said “oh yeah! He has a bunch of Bitcoin"..... First I was like “lower your voice" then very honestly said to him and this new guy “I just heard about it in 2020, I certainly don't have very much" which is completely true. But you never know. That little statement gets mentioned to a few more people and someone raids my house in the middle of the night for 10 BTC which a don't have. They might still threaten my family only to find out I have like 100,000 sats on a hot wallet......... Similarly, I wanna teach my kids about sound money but also have to teach them about privacy too so they don't go telling their random P.E. coach or some kid on the bus who knows where we live that “yeah my dad has a lot of Bitcoin!" (Sorry for the long boost, I sent extra sats) 🤣

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“Woo Girls” are hilarious... I love pointing out “Oh the woo girls are here” and someone in my group will ask me what that means? Then the other group says “WOOOOOOOO” and I just point ---> see, “woo” girls! Also, you are right, you shouldn’t tell me you’d read anything... Gettysburg address 🤣 I’m gonna get drunk and boost asking Jon to read War and Peace or Mandibles or Human Action

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Should have named the last episode “Cash for Clankers” - I honestly thought the title was “Clunkers” until y’all switched to robotism... Anyway, man, I have so many stories about buying or selling cars! Dealerships are the worst! We just dealt with one and it was quite a situation! This poor kid sold his first car to me and I took him on a rollercoaster of emotions!